im underpaid as shiiiit

[mistermortician]

” get outta my morgue!!!”

i’m the mortician. a lot of folks call me morty for simplicity’s sake. i’ve worked at the hospital a long while, and i’ve seen things.

i don’t appreciate anomalies coming around my morgue. it’s distracting and quite frankly a waste of my time to deal with.

meowdy, mod here!! im mephisto i use it/its pronouns. i also run @hospital-security !!

i wish to lay down some ground rules for interacting with morty here.

no nsfw. full stop, point blank period, yadda yadda. im a minor.

i am very picky about shipping!! i ship morty with ratthew so any romantic interaction from any other character is likely to be turned down.

no darkship stuff in my inbox. i dont care what you enjoy, just dont bring it to my ocs.

sum fun facts!!:

morty’s closest friend besides ratthew is the intern! they bond over being similar to anomalies (that being said, the intern may as well be one themself..).

morty hates being in bright areas. his eyes are sensitive :[

[mistermortician]

*runs right up to the mortician’s face*

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that*

-5 sanity: exploder

WHATTHE HELL GET OUT OF MY MORGUE YOU EXPLOSIVE BASTARD!!!!!!!!! OW!!!! THAT HURT YAKNOW!!!!

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

I've noticed an increased trend of employees throwing patients that faint or patients that they just don't want to deal with in the trash. Could they not have just given those to me first? Actually, maybe I should just throw the patient that needs heart surgery in the trash since I always mess surgery up lately, and they will just die anyways.

[mistermortician]

im the mortician why dont they give them to me