Keeping it Classy

Caregiver dominant, kinky, poly,feminist,geeky, stripper. Wife of @mental-terrorist-thoughts. this blog is NSFW 18+ only please

[mistresslola11]

900 followers and counting <3 thanks you guys!!! I will be posting some OC soon

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me participating in a group project

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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

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Get out.

[mistresslola11]

They obviously took archeology class from professor Indiana Jones

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Poly be like

My not- boyfriend is seeing my ex and my husband is seeing my not-boyfriend's ex and I am here in the middle like...

[mistresslola11]

If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!

William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*

[mistresslola11]

I allow submissions now

golly gee I have given in and done it! let me see all my adorable and beautiful people must be 18+ to enter

I will be doing weekly submission requests eventually but for now I just want to see what I get.

[mistresslola11]

hey ur blog isnt something i would want on my dash very often (im not a cgl blog) but u are very pretty and ur relationship is so cute and i hope you have a lovely day 😄

Thank you?

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So we can find each other!

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Mommy Space is...

Singing lullabies to your little one as you put them down for a nap.

Reading a chapter book to your little one and stopping on a cliffhanger chapter so they have something to look forward to.

Seeing the look on your little one’s face when you surprise them with a new stuffie.

Stroking their hair while you watch a Disney movie together.

Putting on your little one’s shoes and socks and brushing their hair.

Feeling overprotective of them in public and going into mama bear mode.

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@babygirllearning2015

[mistresslola11]

are you currently looking for a little boy by any chance?

Not at the moment but I am not opposed to it :)

[mistresslola11]

just another day on facebook.... 

He then messaged me and told me how I was being mean by not friending him and embarrassing him on facebook... sweetie I am not even nice to people I LIKE. Why the hell would I be nice to you, you entitled man-child?

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Sometimes Mommy gets bathtime too

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Why do I want polyamorous representation?

Because when someone doesn’t want to date me because I’m poly it’s ‘understandable’ but when I don’t want to date someone because they are monogamous it’s ‘ridiculous.’

Because all relationship advice tells you that if you have feelings for someone else while you’re in a relationship you’re a bad person.

Because even feminists try to slut shame me.

Because when I tell people me and my partner have an open relationship they assume it’s because we’re going through a rough patch.

Because people equate ‘multiple partners’ with ‘predator’ and think everything I say is an attempt to get in their pants.

Because I am fed up of love triangles as easy plot devices in my media.

Because the LGBTQA+ movement are so desperate to show ‘allies’ they are ‘just like everyone else’ that they shit on everyone with a non-monogamous dynamic.

Because when a monogamous couple have sex with each other every night it’s having an active sex drive. When I have sex with a different partner every night I’m a nymphomaniac.

Because people think that monogamy = validity, always.

Because monogamous hetronormativity is so ingrained that I don’t even feel like I can dance with someone without telling them the complete logistics of my love life.

Because people genuinely believe that raising a child communally is damaging to development.

Because when I say ‘I could never be monogamous’ I get dirty looks.

Because too many people have tried to confide in me when they’re cheating because ‘I thought you, of all people, would understand.’

Because I can’t talk about my relationship troubles with my monogamous friends because ‘I always have something to fall back on.’ As if my relationships are meaningless.

(please reblog and add more if you like)

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Let’s keep adding guys!

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I don’t know why, but the “I don’t even feel like I can dance with someone without telling them the complete logistics of my love life” one seemed to resonate the most with me, despite the fact that is has probably been years since I danced with someone who didn’t already know me well.

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Lilly Christine          aka. “The Cat Girl”..

(aka. Martha Theresa Pompender)

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Babe

[onelittlekingdom]

D/s relationships 101: It is inappropriate to ask someone you’ve just met to be your dominant.

D/s relationships are based on trust. You can’t trust someone who you are just meeting for the first time. Trust is earned, and it takes time to build trust.

JD🌹

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Watch: Asking for consent isn’t awkward. This video shows how sexy asking for consent can be.

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This is important

[big-daddy-jake]

Perks of being a Daddy! Part 1!

There are several perks of being a Daddy, sexual and non-sexual. In this post I’m going to talk about the non-sexual perks of being a Daddy!

1. You get to make routines for you Little.

2. Pet names. Period.

3. You get to enforce fun, and some not-so-fun, punishments for your Little.

4. Disney movies and songs literally all the time.

5. You learn respect, discipline, responsibility, and patience. And to be honest, we could all use some.

6. There is rarely a dull moment.

7. Snacks! Because no matter what age you are, gummie snacks are amazing!

8. You get to watch your Little’s inner child flourish. And if you don’t think that adorable, I don’t know what to tell you!

9. You get to plan fun activities for you Little. Coloring, going to the park, walks, zoo visit, ect.

10. If your Little asks to help you with a “grown up” task (cooking, cleaning, going shopping) and they do it in a cute little wining voice, it is the cutest thing in the world.

There are endless perks of being a Daddy, but these are my top ten. Now, there’s something every Daddy and Little needs to understand! Even though Daddy controls most aspects of your day, Littles are NOT property. They are people with fears, desires, and they HAVE to be respected! If your Little isn’t comfortable with something, DO NOT do it!