All the Powers of Hell

All the powers of hell

[whopaintedmyroses]

I NEED A NEW DRESS!

[whopaintedmyroses]

My king is having a feast in my honor. I’ve just returned home you know, Wonderland cannot dream of flourishing without its Queen. And, in the same sense, I cannot dream of flourishing without all my cabbages. Oh! Hehehehe…..Your invitation will be arriving soon, of course. I like to use rabbits for correspondence. Very punctual, you see. 

Speaking of which, has your little search been successful yet? Or is your weed still hiding?

[mistressofall-evil]

Well I should certainly hope so. How awkward it would be for me to have to show up without one. You and I both know the consequences of that.  

My weed remains irritatingly hidden. I can almost feel her presence right under my nose.

[whopaintedmyroses]

I NEED A NEW DRESS!

Something…..different…..unique….Perhaps something I haven’t tried before hmm?

But it must be red. 

[mistressofall-evil]

A new dress you say, what ever is the occasion?

[mistressofall-evil]

Gingerbread men running loose?

Hardly amusing

If that is what passes for frightening these days then my job has gotten a whole easier and boring

[whopaintedmyroses]

An execution? My, how wonderful! Do you have anything particular in mind? I’m partial to beheadings as you know but oh, there’s skinning and boiling and tearing them apart with monsters! And are you going to have refreshments I do love a nice tart with my executions.

[mistressofall-evil]

Hmmmm those are all so theatrical. I wouldn't mind watching an execution such as those but they're much too messy for my taste. Being torn apart by a monster however, that could do the trick. Only if the monsters finish it off properly. Why Valentina, you question me as if you do not know me at all. Of course there will be refreshments! 

[whopaintedmyroses]

Well I should think so, considering the company you keep looks and smells like little pigs. Ugly pigs.

Finding capable servants must be near impassable. 

[mistressofall-evil]

They're foolish enough to do as I order without breathing a word of it to anyone else but they are fools nonetheless. I'll be executing one of them soon, he bruised Cloven and that warrants a death sentence if you ask me. 

[the--enchantress-blog]

Perhaps if you could bring yourself to hire those with an intelligence level above that of a rock, you’d see that it’s available if only you’d look in the right places. Or, as the saying goes, if you want something done right, do it yourself. You surely aren’t too above that, Maleficent, are you?

[mistressofall-evil]

Oh Emilia, always the uptight one aren't you. Of course I do things for myself, I'm not a complete imbecile, and I do hope for your sake that you're not implying that. I can't be in more than one place at once though and this task requires multiple people. 

[mistressofall-evil]

It's so hard to find good help these days. Such a shame really. 

[bibiredclifme]

[aniraks]

[mistressofall-evil]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Being denied an invitation to a childhood friend's party at the age of eight. Needless to say, the fool learned their lesson when we were through