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Arctic Monkeys for The Big Issue (published August 29th 2022)

Author Sam Sykes has many good tweets, but these tweets in particular have slain me. My ghost is now unable to continue its journey into the great beyond until it has adapted them into pictures.

It will not be long now before I can leave this wretched plane of existence, unless that man callously continues crafting tweets.

mcnostril

Well yes, there was more than one tweet by Sam Sykes that was responsible for my untimely death by spleen explosion (that is what happens if you laugh too much, your spleen just straight up detonates. My dad told me this long ago, and my dad has never been wrong).

PS: ghosts can still use computers, as evidenced by this post and the fact that the internet is basically just the howling of angry specters.

mcnostril

Part 2 of 2 (part 1)

Okay I looked up cribbing and it has something to do with horses and actual cribs and teeth somehow. I’m definitely good at all those things and can do them infinitely, so I stand by my initial statement.

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please watch rilakkuma and kaoru on netflix

ciliegieamare

Oggi parte il Re-watch, forse la miglior serie Netflix al momento

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“When there is a storm, and you stand in front of a tree, if you look at it’s branches, you swear it will fall, But if you watch the trunk, you will see it’s stability.” - The Revenant 2015

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insanity

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If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too