County Girls Do It Better

Hi all! I'm Lizzie, I'm a country girl from Maine. I live way up in the county. (: If any of you need anyone to talk to or just want to shoot the shit my ask box is always open.

[the-memedaddy]

me⏱irl

[bullied]

The phrase “this made me think of you” is my favorite thing someone can ever say to me

[thesovereignword]

[collector-of-moments]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

[fluoritegalaxy]

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[cagedangels]

My relationship with my followers

[outlaw-junkie]

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.

Followers:

Me:

Followers:

Me: okay, I’ll just reblog some pictures.

[winter-spark]

Has this been done yet?

[willow]

mood

[books-n-quotes]

“First admit that you are unhappy. Then admit why. Then understand you need to let go. Allow yourself a moment. Breathe in the moment deeply. Then the healing will begin.”

— Nikita Gill, How to Start Healing

[thebibliosphere]

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

[thebibliosphere]

“Want me to call it?” “It’s on silent.”

A tragedy in three parts.

[occoris]

i found it, its in the place i looked 6 times and where i was pretty sure i had left it

[thebibliosphere]

Thank you, this is exactly how this concluded haha

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[seranmoo]

@spacegate A good rooster for you!

[spacegate]

That is a high quality boi

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Tomorrow is Monday. Hope y’all have a good ass week.

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Statement still stands.

[writing-prompt-s]

You get 1 dollar everytime you make a person laugh. One day, you recieve 10 million dollars.

[anarcho-compass]

Damn, family and friends too? I could make a killin

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[anarcho-compass]

I hate it

[s-marigold]

[florial]