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// A man dreaming that he is a tarantula-hawk. Or a tarantula-hawk dreaming that it is a man. Either way, tarantulas fear me. // // MCNOSTRIL.COM // // PATREON // // COMICS // // ARCHIVE //

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I have finished the game with the gun and the blood and I thought it was pretty great.

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Church's haunted.

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There's no OSHA for mercenaries so they make do with fashion.

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Finally getting to play Bloodborne a decade after everyone else and I have been told I make similar characters in every Souls game, but it's not my fault hubris always looks the same.

Learning you can put little hats on the goobers definitely has me raging at From for the heinous crime of not letting us put jaunty hats on Torrent.

I demand justice.

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Family is whoever says nice things about your new hat.

Yes, behold the shocking implication that renowned magic mercenary Jonna never graduated from wizard school for trifling academic arson reasons.

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The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.

As a rule of thumb, if you have to dig it up it's a crime, but if you can just yoink it then it's a-okay.

PS: Please note that some steps of the Troll Dance® were simplified for artistic purposes and I am not responsible for any of your characters being turned into sauce.

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Sometimes regular spells are not enough, and one must resort to the most arcane techniques to prevail.

Yes, the bees are hornets, the deathstingiest kind of bee.

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It is a great tragedy that donuts are bad for your health.

It is equally tragic that Stop, Drop and Roll hasn't been invented yet in this setting.

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Stoneshard's resident runaway mage Jonna asking the important questions.

It's upsetting how people always make a big deal out of the teensiest amount of stabs regardless of how many other interesting skills you have.

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Même dans le mauvais futur il y a toujours des héros.

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It has been noticed that I played Tactical Breach Wizards, and so demands were made for Tactical Beach Wzrd.

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Stoneshard had a big update recently so it was time for Jonna the fire stab-witch to fire and stab once more.

The intricacies of fire-stabbing can be quite daunting, so I decided to try the classic sword and board Arna for a more relaxing experience.

It went about as well as expected.

Them necromancers never stood a chance.

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The awful man's birthday is upon us once more, and we must partake in the foolery or he may never leave.

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I've remade an old Quino cartoon to be more in line with my modern yinterests.

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This rabbit is not illegal yet, but it's only a matter of time before the banks and robots come for all the meat-adjacent things.

You should look at the meats while you still can.

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According to many modern Terms of Service, the following picture is 90% illegal and may get you banned from the internet at large for just looking at it.

I was later informed that them knees had to bend backwards to achieve proper 90% illegality, and since accuracy is important measures were taken to ensure we are all going to jail.

Anyway, see you in prison.

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Some of the many possible looks of Withering Rooms' haunted fashion icon Nightingale.

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Withering Rooms is getting a sequel so I've gone back to finish my NG+ run I had abandoned, and I am reminded that this game is great and has a very broad definition of "witchcraft".