Galactic Fuckup Super Space Mega Edition Shitstorm™

get a load of my MIDDLE FINGER!!!!!!!

[mitochondryaoi]

this is probably gonna be my last post here and let me just say that its been a wild ride almost entirely made up of personal failures but idk i might come back bc i hate commitment who knows what lmao peace out fuckers ;)

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k this sounds crazy but in all seriousness this blog is probably not gonna be active once february starts if i go through with what i’m planning

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i wanna quit this site but my emotional stability is too closely linked to my shitposts

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im the friend they tell kids in church to avoid

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i just want my art to look like how panic! at the disco sounds

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whos that purple fucker that hangs out with the hamburgler

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fuckin theif stole 7 sets of clothing,,,,,,,,, now everyone in my party is naked and Drugmom just got typhoid

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oregon trail ruined my fucking life

[mitochondryaoi]

put ur hands up ur being arrested for doing the fuckin naruto run

[mitochondryaoi]

u ever meet someone so sleazy u feel tainted for 2 years

[mitochondryaoi]

missing 1 day of school really shouldnt make me want to fucking die but here we are

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hey kids who wants to fucking kick my ass

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if someone steals my purse all they're getting is a shark tooth and mini some star wars figurines

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is 3 am a good time to make ramen

[mitochondryaoi]

*cant sleep* uh well looks like the only solution is to fuckimg die now

[mitochondryaoi]

anxiety: hey me: u realize it costs 0 damage to shut ur fuck mouth

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im no longer human, just a sentient water jug