MIYAGI DON’T MEME
prompts taken from netflixisajoke’s tweeted video !
strike first, strike harp, no merci.
i love my real son like not much.
now my blood is beer.
no i am not good, i am sensei.
give me 300 nose pushups.
meanwhile at small town’s one thousand other dojos,
he sells cars to tiny trees.
i love you like father even though i am only half of your fathers.
karate is not about hurting bones, it about loving bones.
—but i wish we were hugging each other.
i will never get over the one thousand, nine hundred and eighties.
johnny flipped a bird.
his car is cool and also knows karate.
kreese, my former punching professor.
you are week, i am month.
i hate cobra kyles.
let us form new place, bird tooth.
if we want win, we must trains.
turn wax on, turn wax off.
now we ready for big tuna mint.
i lose fight with stairs.
i switch side and become snake boy.
he bleeds beer.
thanks, i was almost skeleton.
i hate you, but i don’t hate you.
mixture miyagi once said, hate is just love with wrong letters.
sam and son who hates karate.
help me and i buy you huge beer.
a trophy in the shape of karate.
now are we all friends?
yes. no. never. maybe later.