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{snapchat ;; everyone }

Tate : ok but why are you tryna talk to me mr. dentist

Tate: i got shit in my mouth cause of you ??

#special shoutout to nikkie for the inspo of this post #ritzystart

kurtxalduin

I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I’m drunk. Anonymity is the way to go from now on.

mkaytatum-blog

Why? Isn’t everyone more fun when they’re drunk...usually...or more annoying.

#hi hello #{chats}#{Kurt}

jfcava-blog

My friend just sent me a link over text and said it was their new blog.. It was porn.

jfcava-blog

mkaytatum-blog

That’s the oldest trick in the book but I feel like the easiest to fall for.

#{chats}#{blake}

zachgdi

Honestly, I could show you incredible things, like how to grind, how to tattoo yourself, and how to braid your hair. But mostly how to grind. That’s how the song should go. Wait, shit, I might get sued now, for using the tune. Fuck.

mkaytatum-blog

I was actually pretty impressed by that.

#{chats}#{holland}

wydsavannah-blog

My fucking dad just called me all the way from London just to tell me that the dog had puppies. Go to sleep, old man.

mkaytatum-blog

So I’m gonna assume you don’t care about puppies?

#{chats}#{savannah}

iMessage || sky

Skylar: if this was a movie I would suggest we go stargazing and we'd fall in love

Tatum : that's so romantic Id probably say yes

#aww yay #and yup just going with the flow now lol #{text}#{sky}

iMessage || Mekiah 💩

Mekiah: don't cut up my shit

Mekiah: just because you stole it doesn't mean you can vandalize it

Tatum : stole is a harsh word

Tatum : you gave it to me one night when I stayed over geez

#{text}#{Mekiah}

iMessage || Saint Aleah

Aleah: umm...

Aleah: like actual intercourse

Aleah: oral isn't really "sex" i mean... it is. but??? like when u lose ur virginity

Aleah: its actual sex not oral

Tatum : so let's say someone only did oral.... They're still a Virgin?

Tatum: or like only butt stuff then you'd still be a virgin?

#lolol I thought it would be #{text}#{Aleah}

iMessage || izzy

Izzy: i knoW

Izzy: i'd probably do best with fish

Izzy: maybe lmao

Tatum : but they're boring ??

Tatum : and tbh I feel like they die a lot faster

#{text}#{izzy}

iMessage || Kurt

Kurt: Middleschoolers today are pretty much already having sex.

Kurt: Not sure if Seven Minutes in Heaven still has the same appeal as it once did.

Tatum : that's terrifying

Tatum : well not anymore, for most there's nothing new and exciting to experience

#im glad that they're interacting then #{text}#{Kurt}

iMessage || izzy

Izzy: honestly me ??

Izzy: i was thinking about getting one the other day and i as actually really close to it but then i was like "wait"

Tatum: like they're so cute but like im so lazy ???

#I dig it #{text}#{izzy}

iMessage || Mekiah 💩

Mekiah: i have a lot of favorite shirts ok

Mekiah: be more specific

Tatum:then maybe it wasn't your favorite and it's okay that I cut it up

#hahah but he's still precious #{text}#{Mekiah}

iMessage || Saint Aleah

Aleah: yea?!!!

Tatum : what do you consider sex?

#lol it can be interesting #{text}#{Aleah}

iMessage || Kurt

Tatum : remember how thrilling it was to play seven minutes in heaven back in middle school

Tatum : I wonder if that's still a thing

#I doubt they've interacted but I think they would be interesting #{text}#{Kurt}

iMessage || sky

Tatum : there is nothing on tv at this hour , nothing besides George Lopez re runs

#{text}#{sky}#tbh idk if we plotted them

iMessage || izzy

Tatum : sometimes I wanna buy a pet but then I remember Id be shitty at it

#again idk if heyve interacted #theyve*#but there's a first for everything lol #{text}#{izzy}

iMessage || Saint Aleah

Tatum : so like serious question

#again this is random #{text}#{Aleah}

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