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twilight: one time, sunset came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who she ran over.

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rarity: so how’s the food?

sunset: its great, send compliments to the chef.

[in the kitchen]

rarity: you have beautiful eyes.

aj: …

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pinkie: hey aj?

aj: yeah?

pinkie: whats your favorite color of the alphabet? true or false?

aj:

aj: what.

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dash: please lift your no profanity rule.

aj: why?

sunset, from the other room: well that really DILLS my PICKEL.

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pinkie: just heard aj call dash and say ‘do you want your iced coffee or are you still being a bitch.’ who says romance is dead.

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twilight, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

sunset: bold of you to assume i was born at all.

rarity: i was personally created in a lab.

dash: i just straight up spawned.

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sunset: are you sure this is the right direction?

pinkie: certainly, i’m as sure as i am honest!

aj: in that case, we're definitely lost.

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fluttershy: you’re very self centred.

rarity: who else am I supposed to be centered on?

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twilight: can you please be serious for 5 minutes?

pinkie: my record is 4, but i think i can do it.

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dash: where did you get that bowl of tomato soup?

pinkie: i just microwaved a bowl of ketchup.

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fluttershy: pinkie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

pinkie, pouting: well they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

fluttershy: pinkie, you ate a chair.

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aj: i love you and all your flaws.

rarity: oh wow

aj: what?

rarity: i wasn’t aware i had flaws.

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pinkie: change is inedible.

fluttershy: dont you mean inevitable?

pinkie, spitting out a concerning amount of coins: no.

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aj: this is such a bad idea.

pinkie: then why are you coming along?

aj: one of us needs to be able to talk to the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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twilight: remember to get something to eat, drink lots of water and get plenty of sleep!

aj: when’s the last time you did any of this?

twilight: …this isn’t about me.

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twilight: you came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?

aj: several traffic violations.

sunset: three counts of resisting arrest.

pinkie: thirteen cans of energy drinks.

dash: and thats not our car.

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twilight: can you explain why there are six dogs in the house?

sunset: they’re golden retrievers. they retrieve gold. i did this for us.

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