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they're using bots to catfish dudes with bedtimes on twitter

cars need extra signals that mean specific things like "i did not mean to do that" or "the cop is gone now can you please pick up the fucking pace"

genkais-arcade

nyaa

bet you didn't think you were going to see a 1992 pc-98 game screenshot of a talking orca watching The Shining on a waterproof CRT today

aurpiment

New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

elipri

artistic rendition of the monkhawk

aurpiment

Most excellent

kcrossvine-art

i would like to propose an addition

special-agent-dale-gooper

wrenchinator-central

retroactivebakeries

a certain species of pebble is known to lurk inside your shoe

unpaid-inchworm

"Brian David Gilbert and Karen Han wrote the episode of the among us show where the whole cast has a high gay orgy" is a factually true statement that you can say for free

evilvillain123456789

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

mtfoss

Okay so normal rules then

nyaa

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teaboot

Thinking of Her

rhymewithrachel

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

thethirdromana

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.