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Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

slugxcrossing

yes BUT

Daffy woulda been there too, doubting Bugs, complaining the whole way, and coveting the Ring at the last

and at the end, when Daffy tries to bite the Ring off Bugs’ finger and shatters his teeth on it, Bugs reveals that he’s holding a fake gloved hand on a stick, SLAPS Daffy with the fake gloved hand on a stick, and tosses the Ring nonchalantly into Mount Doom

leagues away, Sauron’s eye swings wildly to Mount Doom and Yosemite Sam’s voice screams WOT IN TARNATION!

#both you people are delightful

parkchanwoohoo

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

#this fucking took me out #I cackled #we are such a deeply unserious country

imsobadatnicknames2

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

imsobadatnicknames2

Citripio y Arturito

#every June I think of Los Gebetees

stingchronicity

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

#CARROTS MY BELOVED #a delightful addition to literally everything #the worlds most perfect side #and appetizer #and dessert #she can do it all

donttouchtheneednoggle

I love how unhinged the General Hammond lore is. What do you mean he knew time travel was possible 30 years before anyone else on earth did. He can't have batted an eyelid when he learned about the gate. What do you mean he knew SG-1 before they met him. What must he have been thinking when the guy he helped escape from a prison van 30 years ago came through the gate and helped abduct one of his staff. Two seasons in he casually drops he's been friends with Jacob for years. At what point did he realise his buddy's daughter is That Samantha Carter with the note. Of course he knows Jack's lying about the first Abydos mission - he looks at Daniel's picture on the file and goes that's the dumb bitch that tried to prove he's from the future by saying we know about the moon landing, he's not dead. He knew damn well Daniel and then Teal'c were gonna join SG-1 but he was still resistant about it. You can't blame him for being so freaking grumpy the first few episodes, A he's trying not to give away that he recognises these people and B he has zero free will in this situation 😭 He's friends with shady guys who owe him favours. The president lets him do whatever he wants. He may be his best friend. We never even get to meet that president. He wants to send the entire SGC out to save three members of SG-1 and poor Davis is nearly crying trying to explain why he can't do that. He's all 'I follow orders 😠' but the moment Teal'c leaves too he literally abandons his post to go help him search for the other three. There are literally zero consequences for this

#the best boss of all time #absolute real one for not telling anyone about time travel for 30 years #I do imagine that must keep a man up at night at least once or twice tho #stargate sg1

sg-1verine

Major Evan Lorne shitpost no.1

#LORNE MY BELOVED #stargate atlantis

sugarpkts

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

sugarpkts

#I yearn for the return of this era

Not people on this hellsite woobifying HOMELANDER of all people

#The Boys #he died scared and alone UwU #he was just a poor baby UwU #If I roll my eyes any harder they’re going to pop out of my skull #why are people like this #cool motive still murder on a colossal scale

starlightomatic

How many countries have you been to (including your own)?

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Voting ended onMay 27

Airplane layovers only count if you left the airport for at least an hour.

#USA Costa Rica Belize Panama and South Africa

boomer-mythology-destroyer

jadeharleyinc

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

#I’m cackling

the-skyrim-courier

I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…

#a sensible chuckle #skyrim

plum-soup

Simpsons Style AI Ad for Porn Addiction App

blackpaintedtimbs

#Jesus Fucking Crist

slowpokegamer

*looking at myself in the mirror*

Fanfiction is supposed to be cringy. You're allowed to write bad. You're allowed to be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be self indulgent. You're allowed to be cringe. Let yourself be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun. Stop putting arbitrary rules on yourself and be free.

#oh the world would be a better place if people were allowed to be a little more cringe