Hi I'm Dad

Mirmur she/they pronouns 21 ♎ FL

[reibread]

[r2--d2]

Pamukkale

[svengalia]

she protect them 

[kisslgbt]

[vjeranski]

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[awwww-cute]

[cringepics]

[plasmatics-life]

[simonbaz-deactivated20160110]

Disney Femslash AU: “How bout a girl who’s got a brain, who always speaks her mind?”

[did-you-know]

The 50 words are: a, am, and, anywhere, are, be, boat, box, car, could, dark, do, eat, eggs, fox, goat, good, green, ham, here, house, I, if, in, let, like, may, me, mouse, not, on, or, rain, Sam, say, see, so, thank, that, the, them, there, they, train, tree, try, will, with, would, and you. Source

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[fullcravings]

Flourless Fudgy Peanut Butter Brownies

[uks-gifs]

[mmck-blog]

Stranger Danger!

[im-like-a-finger-up-your-ass]

[thunreswine-deactivated20160320]

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

[the-real-seebs]

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

[luckypeach]

“Healthy junk food is the Holy Grail.”

Tartine Bakery’s Chad Robertson on creating a more digestible pizza.

Photograph by Alanna Hale.

[f525252-blog]

Beautiful bubbly crust!