Selene Eris

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[omnybus]

I think what I love most about mythology is that the “Trickster God/Spirit” is an archetypical character found in almost every body of folklore. It’s like “Oh, here’s our God of the Sun, our God of the Sea, our God of Fertility, and our God of Being A Wretched Little Gremlin Who Causes Problems On Purpose”

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[joe-spookyy]

fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free

[camelidae]

You are strongly advised not to feed the ducks in this pond.

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[ecosmowarrior]

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

[theboytatu]

TEMPO BRIDGE IN 2024..... when xiumin said if you can't fucking sing take your broke ass home he had the reasons to back it up!

[shattered-earth]

So IDK if people will understand this concept but I made "corner pins"

Basically they are tiny pins with TWO posts on them, and you use them to hold up mementos like instax/photos/tickets etc without having to puncture them, and without having to pinch them with the metal or the push pin edge etc. You can simply rest the corner of the item between the posts gently!

These are the cute ribbon/bow ones, I also made some others that i think would be really cool on your mementos ToT

Let me know what you think about this concept?? I don't know how to market it but i really thought it was a nice idea T_T. You can find them in my store here

[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

I love studying psychology

[lakevida]

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

[cookietastic]

To the anon who sent me all those ko-fis, have a Frog in Daniel’s coffee 🐸☕️

[sgt-celestial]

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

[sgt-celestial]

Bibliography

dykeparasite (2023) Barbie (2023) is to she/theys what The Lego Movie (2014) is to he/theys. I can’t explain it but it’s TRUE., Tumblr. Available at: https://dykeparasite.tumblr.com/post/714005432703877120 (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

finalgrrrl (2022) don't ask me why but mlm belong in dark academia and wlw belong in cottagecore, Tumblr. Available at: https://www.tumblr.com/finalgrrrl/681884740465360896/this-post-is-killing-me-what-in-the-patriarchy?source=share (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Joke (2023) Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. Available at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Lavigne, A. (2010) Avril Lavigne - SK8ER BOI (official video), YouTube. YouTube. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

[orcboxer]

I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. "On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you" motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum

[krossan]

The embodiment of the in-between Life and Death. This is Danny’s soul, Phantom.

Also, Happy Dannyversary! 18 years of #goingghost now!