[netcromancy]

[kotortwo]

a level in a game: *has glowing mushrooms*

me: such incredible world building….. impeccable level design…… the cinnamon tography……..

[hay45h1]

(via 【公式】プロジェクトイーブイ on Twitter: “イーブイたち、実はしずえさんとお約束があったんです🍎 しずえさん、今日はイーブイたちをどうぞよろしくお願いします！ #イーブイとポケ森… ”)

MEANWHILE, IN KYOTO…

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

[dadphone]

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

forbidden pockys

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what is happening

[cursedimagez]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again!! i would prefer to be an orb

[baaulp]

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

[sistersyzygy]

[webcomicname]

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS

[sunshineghost-deactivated201508]

lgbt was coined by the beatles as an acronym for their names

Lennom George harrison ford Ball “is life” mccartney The drummer

[utopicwork]

00027 - Bumblebee - 97 Polygons

[dogpuppy]

Can I get uhhhhh cucumber slices in bong water

[deaddolin]

i am goinf to start calling migos “the migos” in casual conversation, just to start some shit

[catchymemes]

Zuckerborg.drink()

[viralfrog]

Mark Zuckerbot at his congress hearing

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

why do food places have to give you that little tiny ass baby cup when you ask for water it’s so flagrant. water drinkers are treated like second class citizens in this country

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

you ask for soda they give you a trough sized cup, you’re treated like royalty. you ask for water they’re like oh baby wants his water? his wahwah? here you fucking go little man take this