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Definitive

I read something recently saying that one can not be a genius, in the artistic sense, and also truly happy.

I slightly disagree with that, in that I think you can be insane and a genius, and simply unaware that you should be unhappy (or your happiness is based on non-standard things).

Someone asked me recently if I was always unhappy (as they thought was the case), and I was surprised they thought this and mentioned I was actually nearly always happy. I wish I were dead pretty much every second, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm unhappy.

Reality is too absurd to be unhappy. Doesn't mean I want to stick around.

This image is a veritable Who's Who of girls I've never slept with and never will.

And one fat guy over on the far right.

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I really like Alison Brady's stuff. She sort of reminds me of an even more fucked up Guy Bourdin in some of her shots (this one, for sure).

(via blonde-for-hire)

humanerror

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That appears to be Anna Selezneva. Not sure who shot it - the depth of the black and white makes me feel like Paolo Roversi - but he usually shoots large format and this doesn't feel like that. She's done black and white with Inez and Vinoodh (the cover of V comes to mind), but that was lighter. She's done black and white with Hedi Slimane, but there was more movement to it - but the age looks right as she feels younger here than in more recent things I've seen.

Stream of consciousness of trying to figure out who shot this, since I don't immediately recognize it.

oio:

molekul:

humanerror:

THEM THANGS on vi.sualize.us

misswallflower

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Photographer: Steven Meisel, Model: Viktoriya Sasonkina

Shot for Vogue Italia sometime this summer (June/July 2009 would be my guess)

csebastian:

black and white, cigarette, texture, more info?

suicideblonde

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Not sure what it says about me that what stands out the most in this is that I really wanted that guitar when I was younger. That or a purple one. Paul Reed Smith with flying bird inlays.

suicideblonde:

Christina Aguilera photographed by Mark Seliger for Rolling Stone

elvisdepressley

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Looooove this movie, and Besson in general.

(also Rie Rasmussen is retardedly hot)

elvisdepressley:

Angel-A

bohemea

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I'm kind of glad that Six Feet Under is no longer around, so that every time we see it my wife no longer has to remind me that she went to school with Lauren.

bohemea:

Lauren Ambrose

hi-res-only

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Who is this (model/photographer)? Don't recognize it.

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jachic:ikandi:(via dddecember)

Douches

It cracks me up when you meet "celebrity" types and they are total fuckholes. Especially when they are technically no longer even really known.

On the one hand, they are like I NEED MY PRIVACY and on the other hand, they are pissed that nobody gives a shit about them these days.

You can't have both, assholes.

It also always reminds me of the saying where one should watch how someone treats a waiter/waitress, if you want to see what type of person they are. Some of the people I was working with this weekend were very nice to their fans, and then complete assholes to the photographers just out of earshot of the fans.

Universally though, as it is pretty much their jobs, the agents are total fucking cockeaters. I really think someone could just go around killing agents in gruesome manners and not only would that make for a good reality series (Celebrity Dexter!), it would also be doing this world a great service.

Also, I'm fairly sure I was hit on by one of them. Nice to feel needed, even if I'm not gay.

You are the best!

All morning I've been trying to picture how Hallmark would design a card to tell that special someone that you want to shit on their chest.

suicideblonde

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I thought the same thing - Matthew Barney, and then maybe Chris Cunningham (who did at least one Bjork video I can think of, and she's married to Matthew Barney, weeeee).

suicideblonde:

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance video felt like they might have been influenced by Matthew Barney’s Cremaster Cycle films, at least in the colours and the starkness of the enviroments, as well as in some of the costuming.

rightintoit

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Photographer is Richard Avedon, model is Twiggy. He went through a brief period of shots like these, with the hair all over the place. I believe this one of Twiggy he also did in a Warhol-esque way with solarized type colors, around the same time he did a few Beatles images similar to that. I think I recall that being during a phase of drug use, as was the case with most back then, but may not be recalling correctly.

Twiggy has become such a big name, but she was only really used/popular for a short period.

csebastian:

black and white, hair

// rightintoit

I don't particularly care who sorts them out

Today is Veteran's Day.

Thanks and all that for protecting us I guess.

But really my point I meant to get to was that if there were a service I could join that would allow me to just kill a lot of people, I would sprint down there this instant. I wouldn't do so well with things like people telling me what to do, or sitting around waiting, or the other people and the like - but just killing a lot of people without local legal consequences (ideally not from afar, like with bombs, but more up close and personal so that you get to see that "oops I've wasted my life" moment flash in their eyes), I'd be totally for that.

Unfortunately, I think I'm too old for such a thing, were it to exist.

Call me.