500 years of torture (it its)

18 | t4t | tma | dms open but i AM annoying

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[johnnycrass]

and that's almost all the words in australian english

[jeekoftheweek]

[minoravirus]

"Man Shot Moments Before Proposing to His Partner" drawn with markers

[shiningother]

Top 50 Race Horse Names

1. Animal Kingdom

2. Funny Cide

3. Agnes Digital

4. Deep Impact

5. Super Creek

6. Real Quiet

7. Dr. Fager

8. Enable

9. Grass Wonder

10. Sunday Silence

11. Nest

12. Screen Hero

13. Genuine Risk

14. Jungle Pocket

15. Loves Only You

16. Byzantine Dream

17. Cloud Computing

18. Hail To Reason

19. Castleshane

20. Gloaming

21. I'll Have Another

22. War of Will

23. Your Host

24. Still in Love

25. Man o' War

26. Kissin George

27. Nyquist

28. Falling in Love

29. Admire Moon

30. Brian's Time

31. Rice Shower

32. Itsmyluckyday

33. Regret

34. Museum Mile

35. Nice Nature

36 Overdose

37. Night Raid

38. Oedipus

39. Twenty Grand

40. Kindergarten

41. Orb

42. Maximum Security

43. Exterminator

44. Company

45. Sea the Stars

46. Journalism

47. Special Week

48. Pleasant Colony

49. Seize the Grey

50. Dance Smartly

[slimegirlandroid]

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

[stellamozzarella]

this post makes it sound like such fun and games, but remember, pet anarchists are a BIG commitment. not only do you have to provide them with enough mass produced medicine and technology, you also need to give them an enclosure with fully functioning public infrastructure and maintain it yourself. and to top it all off, they can sometimes maintain their ideology for more than 10 years!

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[slimegirlandroid]

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

[lonelyboyjan2006]

Rest

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[tabloidsores]

Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

[flipchild]

[dungeonsex2026]

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

[dungeonsex2026]

what if you FELL DOWN and had NO SHOTS ON GOAL and you were WASHED and FORTY FIVE YEARS OLD

[garbagedisp0sal]

[shiningother]

trans women have it worse

[tainbocuailnge]

"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here

[tainbocuailnge]

"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like