fucked up if true

i died last week off a grate bong hit but i’m a buddhist so i’m back

[johnnycrass]

renfaire #vibe

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[scavengedluxury]

The Scandinavia (now closed). Luton, September 2015.

[cpagliahater]

Notice how no one would ever want to eat at such a place

[brokenimageswherethesunbeats]

U ever try to take a picture of yourself and then just realize It's Over

[bimbogollum]

I bet in the 20s all the weird German emo girls were thirsting after the Somnambulist

[bimbogollum]

German emo girls be like “ich will 😍🥺”

[johnnycrass]

when i first heard Gaga say "ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstere aus be aus can be flaugen fraulein uske be clair" i knew

[johnnycrass]

i love american girl doll u can only do that shit here.... in this beautiful enterprising country..... imagine it in any other nation... imagine german girl dolls. the Weimar Republic german girl doll has to try and defeat her cigarette addiction (she's 8) while living in Berlin with her psychiatrist father up against the backdrop of rising fascism and deep economic depression - her father jumps in front of a train to take his own life as business is not going well and his wife passed a few years ago, then she has to provide for herself by working in a cabaret as a novelty act (singing child dressed up in adult clothing)

[johnnycrass]

i have 3 big ideas for graphics i'd like to design but nobody will pick them up lol - i pitched two of these to clients, the third one hasn't been appropriate for any project yet, but i'm really itching to make 1 of those ideas happen like now now now. i'm going to have to throw my own event to get away with this LOL they're flyer design ideas

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[johnnycrass]

my jewish girl is taking me to monster jam tomorrow and we're gonna get so drunk.... PURE BLISS i am so excited. she told me this will be her fourth monster jam which is really sexy. i'm so excited, like i completely forgot i had to change a tire yesterday with my dad and he took that time to be really morbid about how they detected some prostate cancer in him during a test so now he needs a surgery and he was like 'i might be dead in 3 years' which he flipped in to saying, if you want a cosmetic nose job instead of just a corrective surgery for your breathing i will pay for it because YOLO. brother - i'm getting a nose job, and i hope my dad doesn't die in 3 years

soooo excited for monster jam like fuck everyone and its almost OK that the spurs lost

[johnnycrass]

i can pinpoint like 4 instances of women and girls crossdressing in media i saw as a child, and everytime i knew i wanted to do that shit also and now i do it everyday #crossy

[johnnycrass]

I know not all of you were in the homeschool group so you may not have seen the American girl doll movies, but I want you to know, that in Felicity's movie there is a scene in which she is caught cross dressing in order to ride a horse in secret disguised as a man, and that had no effect on me. it had no effect on me as a child at all

[johnnycrass]

it's so hard being the party leader, no matter where I'm at or what I'm doing, I have like one other friend who I can count on to reliably organize an event or get together or something or other, everybody else is like allergic to choosing a restaurant or opening the yelp app or checking out Google reviews or planning ahead at any capacity or checking the weather. #LeadNeverFollow. 

[johnnycrass]

i know why nobody's ever done it, but if you look at werewolf symbolism - i mean really look at it - you could easily write a horror story thats displayed as werewolf stuff but really its about transmasculinity. sorry i've heard enough about how werewolf stories are often about teenagers because the transformation is really supposed to convey the anxieties of PUBERTY, and how werewolf stories are usually about men because audiences have issues with such a masculine symbol being channeled through women, and how we express our anxieties about society through monster stories like this, and how werewolves are the one classic folklore creature that might really be the furthest from human when its at peak form... if you've ever transitioned or considered it or you have friends who have, you've heard a lot about what to expect when you change. actually? i'd be hack. but i'd like to see someone do trans werewolf :///

[johnnycrass]

imagine the bliss of watching biblically accurate cosmic analog lost media horror youtube shorts while drinking a lavender bobba strawberry matcha labubu six seven cold foam ube mango olive oil protein cold brew

[furryprovocateur]

social media is an experiment by the US government to make the population hate art by having operatives calling themselves artists be the most annoying people in recorded human history

[susandsnell]

one of the biggest death knells of feminism is the notion that the only true sisterhood comes from coddling someone’s views and actions no matter how patriarchally complicit they are and that criticism is an act of internalized misogyny