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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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if i look back, i am lost

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Someone give me context. I need context.
Right. I need to know why.
Old woman is an evil alien called a skrull who can shapeshift. Punching girl is Captain Marvel, who is tasked with taking the skrulls down.
Or she’s exhausted of baby boomers on every FB thread explaining why millennials are ruining the economy 🤷🏻♂️
mom once said “going back to an old relationship is like reading your favorite book and expecting a different ending to happen”.. and that’s some shit everyone needs to remember
I’m watching this on repeat tbh I’m shaking….
this is really the most powerful thing ive ever fucking seen you can see the anger coming out of her
Maybe we can add a “No actresses were raped in the production of this film” disclaimer in the future, to go along with the “No animals were harmed” certification.
Y'all…. this shit had me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂 His twitter is: CymereLasean
I.M.P.E.A.C.H.M.E.N.T
WHAT IS THISSSSS
“You can kiss me black ass” 😂😂
yoooo the way I screamed lmao
The backup vocals im screaming 😭😭😭
Forgot about this 😂😂 I’m rolling
I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.
Sometimes you have to carve a person out of your heart, and put them back in a new way.
yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff
basically
Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.
Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past.
I would like more female characters being this open
Don't want to get out of bed.
Blood Removal
Carpenter: I cut my hand, and I can't get blood on the white felt.
Me: Easy way to remove blood is cold water and some blue dawn dish soap or detergent.
Carpenter: Oh? How do you know this?
Me: Well, I'm a woman and bleed once a month.
Carpenter: Oh yeah.
Me: REFERENCES: My uterus.
guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe
isn’t life great