Mickey @mo-mo0010 - Tumblr Blog

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

icaruspendragon

my therapist dalton will say shit like, “how are you feeling?”

and so i’ll say, “like oatmeal that’s been forgotten in the microwave for four hours” or “an achromatic kaleidoscope” or “like a hamster wheel without the hamster” or “like a whirlybird falling from the top of a tree” or “like a baby animal with spindly legs going viral on the internet because people think me looking stupid while learning to walk is hilarious” or “like someone is watching me walk downhill” or “like ikea furniture that didn’t come with instructions” or “like the ambiguous blue liquid being absorbed by a paper towel in a commercial” or “like the human equivalent of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” or “like the sound a wet trout makes when smacked against a wall”

and then he’ll say some shit like “berklie we’ve been over this. you have to say how you feel not what you feel like.”

and then i’ll say something like, “i dunno. just like the way waluigi says ‘wah.’”

and then he’ll say some shit like, “berklie for the love of god you have got to give me an emotion and not a metaphor.”

and then i’ll have to say something like, “fine. i guess i feel bored. or listless. or apathetic, but only in regards to myself.”

and then he’ll say some shit like, “berklie, that’s depression.”

and then i’ll say, “how was i supposed to know?”

only i’m sisyphus and my emotions are a boulder and once a week a man who has an extensive knowledge of mules gees and haws me until i manage to drag out the government name of an emotion from somewhere.

buqbite

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

Bird 1: oh no

Bird 2: don't worry, he only has one stone

socialistexan

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

punished-venom-solitair-e

reblog to disturb jk rowling

lenorenevermore99

After this information I will never leave tumblr

Hey guys?

dead

nongunktional

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace