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🔥Panda Poetess

[mo0nr1se]

One doesn’t have to even be me for this to put vomit in the mouth.

[mo0nr1se]

Oh, my life. I’m a reluctant Nanny with a bachelor’s degree in Photography. After I wake up at 4:25 to be at work by 5, I’m liable to attack h dating apps on tube golden strands of hope that carry me through my days.

Who do I search for? Someone with whom I can more than just GET ALONG WITH. Which is what everyone seems to say in their bios. We’ll get along if…

I want to more than just GET ALONG! Set me on fire, don’t be a mirror, be a window I never tire of looking into!

[mo0nr1se]

This guy deserved an award for having a funny dating profile. It’s fairly in depth as well.

[thememedaddy]

[mo0nr1se]

Our government is creating pandemics to test out global control. GREAT! Jesus, please come back before Musk creates his robot army

[mo0nr1se]

2026 dating is absolute caca. Seriously, get real. I'm not spending money I don't have to get myself to you.

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[mo0nr1se]

Disable AI

[mo0nr1se]

One of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Some sweaty old man asking if I’m ready. For what, I would rather not know.

Creeeeeeep

Was he raised in a BARN!?! How rude

[ruinedchildhood]

[mo0nr1se]

I’ve been a lifelong dog person but cats are growing on me. Wouldn’t that be funny, cats literally growing off my person.

[mo0nr1se]

The pure power of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is irrefutable.

[mo0nr1se]

I don’t like you, can’t you tell!?!

[ph0t0dump]

[syckening]

✴︎˚｡

[thememedaddy]

[mo0nr1se]

Facebook Dating

[mo0nr1se]

Facebook Dating exists now and horrors like this could happen to you.

[mo0nr1se]

Enter toothlette

[mo0nr1se]

Stay little

and quiet, make

sure no one hears.

This man

being me, snorting

up his very brains.

Scuze me,

I threw up b4 you

[mo0nr1se]

How could i stay sad? My nephew is the cutest human alive right now