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One doesn’t have to even be me for this to put vomit in the mouth.

Oh, my life. I’m a reluctant Nanny with a bachelor’s degree in Photography. After I wake up at 4:25 to be at work by 5, I’m liable to attack h dating apps on tube golden strands of hope that carry me through my days.

Who do I search for? Someone with whom I can more than just GET ALONG WITH. Which is what everyone seems to say in their bios. We’ll get along if…

I want to more than just GET ALONG! Set me on fire, don’t be a mirror, be a window I never tire of looking into!

#relationships #kingdom relationships #tampaflorida #online dating

This guy deserved an award for having a funny dating profile. It’s fairly in depth as well.

#online dating #profile #personal

thememedaddy

mo0nr1se

Our government is creating pandemics to test out global control. GREAT! Jesus, please come back before Musk creates his robot army

2026 dating is absolute caca. Seriously, get real. I'm not spending money I don't have to get myself to you.

#facebook #tampaflorida #dating

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

mo0nr1se

Disable AI

One of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Some sweaty old man asking if I’m ready. For what, I would rather not know.

Creeeeeeep

Was he raised in a BARN!?! How rude

#found on facebook #tampa

ruinedchildhood

mo0nr1se

I’ve been a lifelong dog person but cats are growing on me. Wouldn’t that be funny, cats literally growing off my person.

The pure power of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is irrefutable.

#classic

I don’t like you, can’t you tell!?!

#kick rocks

ph0t0dump

syckening

✴︎˚｡

thememedaddy

Facebook Dating

#impractical #long distance relationship #florida #facebook

Facebook Dating exists now and horrors like this could happen to you.

#gross

Enter toothlette

#teeth #overpriced #dentist #dental crowns

Stay little

and quiet, make

sure no one hears.

This man

being me, snorting

up his very brains.

Scuze me,

I threw up b4 you

#gross

How could i stay sad? My nephew is the cutest human alive right now

#ganja white night #nephew #adorable

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