Moaning the Deal

No secret is safe where Moaning Myrtle is around. She will spread everything, havoc is her cause and plan

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Who are your favorite couples? I heard Nearly Headless Nick has a new lady friend.

Do we even have couples in this school? Frank and Dominique are my OTP, they break up but they always seem to find a way back to each other. I love that about them. James and Cassie are so adorable they make me want to gag. Like seriously, can you take your loving somewhere else?

As for his new lady friend.. she refuses to comment right now. 

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What do you think about the students who have reappeared? Ana Krum, Brian Peakes?

I am totally happy they are back. Ana was always a lot of fun and a sweetheart to pester. And Brian.. well with Joe and Darren graduating it's nice I get one more year of beautiful Peakes beauty. 

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Did you hear about Rose Weasley? Apparently it's a conspiracy - she was knocked out by a goblin who wanted a wand!

Good for the Goblin. He did the school a fabour. Merlin that girl was annoying. Always complaining.. and now she is almost dead.

You know what that means?

I GET A NEW FRIEND!

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Are Peeves and you still a thing ?

Of course not. I can do a lot better than him.

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Well, for starters, the amount of transfers that have come. They're like a swarm of wasps. Your opinion?

Well all in my years at Hogwarts I have never seen so many transfers appearing at one time. It's odd and a bit weird, so something big must have happened over there.

Or they heard how fabulous I am and decided to come here. Personally I think the second one is more likely.

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Welcome back in the game, ghostie poo, what news do you bring to us?

I have been away for a while. How about you tell me stuff and I will comment on it... The Heamaster's office--well now Headmistress bless her glorious soul. Didn't give me a lot of gossip

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For a ghost Moaning Myrtle didn't let death stop her from continuing to do her favorite thing on the whole world. Gossip, when she was alive she spread the most horrible rumors and created such nasty conflicts! It was so much fun! When Arruda took over she hid afraid of what he would do.  She enjoyed ghost life for a bit. Ghost sex was oddly amazing and she became a tad addicted to it. 

Peeking her head out of the bathroom she whispered. "Anyone wants to catch me up on what I have missed?

{Note: This is not to be replied to. But you guys should send asks to Myrtle's ask box updating her on what she has missed the past few months. Have fun!}

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Lucy moved on pretty quickly. This time it's Athena Carrow!

Well, well well, again? You can't seem to keep it in your pants can you Lucy? I wonder how sweeet Athena was fooled by you. But well, even those who seem innocent have a dark side!

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I heard the first place Dom Weasley ended up after leaving older Longbottom was straight to his little brother's dorm. Definitely dodgy

Dodgy? I knew it was coming only a matter of time before Dominique pounced on Harry. I wonder how Lily is going to take the fact her best friend and her brother seem to be meeting more than she is with them. Especially since they went to Hogsmeade together.

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I hear Calliope Jackson's gonna go psycho again soon.

Again? Merlin this girl is worse than that blond Hufflepuff who used to blow up classrooms.. well at least it will be entertaining. But why is she going to blow up this time?

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I heard Augustus and Elektra are hooking up

Did it just get hotter in here or is because of the subject I am talking about. Well these two Slytherins enjoyed their new years it seems. Both left the room looking for their clothes. I wonder what Adriana will think of that seeing as her and Elektra are roommates. Or Louis to hear his girlfriend mad at her ex's hook up. My, my these Slytherins sure are dramatic

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Well dear Michael seems to attract many girls

And yet he only has eyes for one. The lucky bastard? Circe London. I wish I was in her skin right now, she is too hot and too perfect. Plus look at this hunky bastard, I just want to do unspeakable things to him! Don't worry girls I will keep an eye on him and see when an opportunity opens up!

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Rumour has it that Dominique Weasley spent the night in the Slytherin dorms, and may have even slept in one of the Snake's bed for the night, but the worst part is that it was a Pucey. Frank is definitely not going to like that.

Dominique is going after Lily's seconds? Tsk Tsk love you can't do that.. well with the way the redheads go after boys it's a wonder they haven't slept with more of the same guys. Lily's boyfriend for example, couldn't you see the way he trailed after Dominique? Like a little puppy.

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Why are the Weasleys girls such whores

I am not sure. It seems all of them have a fondness for the tango. But looking at the size of the family it doesn’t surprise me. They could probably repopulate a country if they wished. Lily alone would be enough. I feel sorry for Harry, how long does he think Lily will last without going around behind his back? The boy needs to put down his trousers and do the dirty with her soon. Dominique is a case all on her own, Frank.. Does she really think no one notices how much she misses him?  And Lucy dear, I believe your fakeness is showing!

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Can we spread rumours (false or otherwise) about other characters?

Send in any rumor you want!

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I heard Lucy say that she slept with both Sam and Claudia in the same week. Oh this truth charm is just glorious.

This information is true! Miss Lucy Weasley is more of a whore than Dominique and Lily together it seems! Oh she is definetly someone who needs to be taken down a few pegs. Acting all high and mighty when she is nothing. I do feel sad for Little Sammy Boy and Claudia Flint! It seems no one told them not to trust the fake redhead!

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Moaning is now a rumors blog. Through the ghosts she will spread rumors. All of those must come from you guys. Send the character and the rumor is going to be spread.