All it takes is one Bad Day

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[mobian-merc]

sheikahspirit‌:

“I’m walking away now.”

“Tall an’ playin’ ‘ard t’ get. Tha’s my kin’a guy.”

“Fine, walk away fer now, I’ll catch ya lata, ninjaboy.”

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sheikahspirit‌:

“…………….”

“Whose oversized talking rat got off its leash?”

“Leashes, eh? Kinky.”

“Good thin’ I’m inta tha’, gorgeous.”

[mobian-merc]

@sheikahspirit​

“The glimma of ya eyes remin’s me of the sparkle of a blood-spattered sai on’a moonli’ nigh’, ninjaboy.” 

[mobian-merc]

ur hot

[mobian-merc]

Say, What kind of Uber are you? Long or short rides?

“Hope ya li’e whatcha see, ‘cause we’re gonna be ridin’ all nigh’ long.”

[mobian-merc]

a-bitter-resentment‌:

“Of course~. We’re conceited mother fuckers. You’d have ta bottom though, I ain’t one ta take it. I give it, darlin’~.” Chartreuse winked flirtatiously at his old friend, his smirk positively oozing smug contentment. 

“I’ve missed you, bud. It’s been too damned long.”

Despite the very firm stance they took as a top, Scourge remained unwavered in his overtly friendly stance with the other. Not one to be put off by a bit of switching. Ears shoving forward, he leaned in closer to Char with his sharp toothed grin.

“If ya give even ‘alf as good as I think ya can, I’ll bottom fer ya anytime,”

Teasingly, he brought a hand up to trace his clone’s jawline, smirk fading from cocky to something more fond. “Way too fuckin’ long. How ya been, doll?”

[mobian-merc]

Just caught one of my favorite writers RPing my favorite FE character and I’m in love.

[mobian-merc]

*KICKS DOWN DOOR* SUP NERD.

“Fuck, I needed that door to keep out my ravenous fans.”

[mobian-merc]

@a-bitter-resentment​

“Ya know, if I were you, an’ I technically am, I’d 'ave sex wit’ me.”

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@fr0zen-factory-z0ne​

“I would tell ya a joke 'bout my dick, but s’too long.” 

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@the-forsakenlegionnaire​

“Damn, doll. Only reason I’d kick someone as gorgeous as you outta bed would be t’fuck ya on the floor.”

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@chaosbcrne​

“I wanna wear ya like’a pair’a sunglasses, Stripes… One leg ova each ear.”

[mobian-merc]

Like this post for a one-liner that will only bring ya regret!!

[star-spangled-dorrito]

If I tell you to shut up and your answer is “Make me” I WILL punch you in the teeth because I have no time for this pseudo sexual tension you’re imagining between us.

[hoverskates]

@mobian-merc

[mobian-merc]

“Soun’s like someone summoned me. Whatta mistake."

[mobian-merc]

Harmony’s brought you a present. It’s alive and squirming, but she drops the centipede she caught right on his feet. “Welcome back!”

The blank look on his face is matched beautifully by how his muscles seem to tense for a prolonged second. After the initial shock and confusion wear off however, the hedgehog leans down to pick up the gifted creepy crawly, a snort escaping him.

“Hope ya don’ wan’ me t’keep this fella as a pet, cause I don’ know a thin’ abou’ feedin’ ‘em er anythin’ li’e tha’, kid,”

[mobian-merc]

"I hoped you were dead." (Miles from two-evil-tails, welcome baaaack!)

“Yeah, you an’ e’ryboy else I know, but don’ worry,”

Reaching out to ruffle the fox’s hair, a mocking sharp toothed grin decorated his muzzle. “M’used t’ disappointin’ people,”