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[mochadagoober]

MASTERPOST JUMPSCARE!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥

hi!! my name is Evan and my pronouns are xe/he/it (in order of preference)

I'm demirose, almondsexual, ambiam, transmasc, and xenogender :]

my bday is march 17, I'm a minor, and I'm not comfy with sharing my age online

I'm a furry and an otherlink/copinglink

check out my strawpage!!: https://evanling.straw.page/

if you wanna add or follow me on anywhere my users are usually mochadagoober or evanling.

i don't feel like listing my DNI here but if i block you, no hard feelings (or yes?). I'm kind of a free blocker

EVIL boyfriend from HELL!!!!!: @zombaepawzz (ily 🥹)

my tags:

art: my art or art

rants: mochadagoober rant

vents: mocha ventz

literally everything: mochadagoober

(^^^ not by me!!!)

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i have a bias against disney shows for some reason. like you will never catch me in a fandom of a show made by DISNEY of all companies

the owl house? nope gravity falls? nah steven universe? absolutely not

there's just a vibe to em that makes me dislike em so not sure what tho

hey that rhymed!!

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i want onion rings

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every tadc episode past episode 4 doesn't feel real if that makes sense

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just realized all I've eaten today is pickles and barbecue sauce. I've been awake for 5 hours

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i forgot amino and omegle were dead lowkey

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in the crib straight up eating barbecue sauce

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on the topic of barbecue sauce the perfect way to add flavor to an underseasoned chicken is adding barbecue sauce imo

or pork chops

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in the crib straight up eating barbecue sauce

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i gave my old sans plushie from 2023 a bracelet

ignore papyrus 😭

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made pickles for the first time in almost 3 years update in half a week give or take

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ok so this is a bit of an early update but i got a little impatient and decided to try half of a pickle. it was a bit softer and tasted like cucumbers and vinegar. I'll leave the pickles for a few more days since that half of a cupickleumber wasn't ready

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tried another one today and it's safe to say they are ready yippee !!

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why do i ALWAYS wake up at 4 🥀

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wait does this mean me coping hard af was actually true

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i just changed my alarm tone to sprunki song by benjixscarlett and honestly i feel so sprunki

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khali with a knife, i don't remember why i drew this

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i need to stop thinking, these depressive episodes are getting too frequent again

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not even hating on house of puso itself but i hope the house of puso fandom dies very soon

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I'm just gonna stop asking to call from now on since half the time it's a no and i feel really bad after for no reason

lmao i wonder how long this is gonna last