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jai and salem getting a little cozy at her wedding 👀

i do love a good comeback... now that you know @cybersclem​‘s thing is filming her bedroom adventures, i’d look her up if i were you. maybe we’ll get to see @jaidenprince​ instead the groom in her bed tonight.

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i think that punch did archer more bad than good, have you seen how much love he's getting??

i knew someone would enjoy the party but i didn’t imagine it would be like this. then again, when has @revellcr showed any bit of self respect ? and isn’t he fucking up the ‘bro code’, too ? 

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Jai and Ainsley are a thing now?????

i reckon @jaidenprince & @ainsleytorres were both trying to get on @noelkellergan‘s nerves. too bad noel is distracted, ains. i’d kiss jai and see what happens.

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leon crashed the party AND acts like he's Lyric's date?

remember when i mentioned guys were into girls’ innocence ? @mochasleonmatthews is doing exactly that with @lyricbennett, using her so he won’t get in trouble for crashing the party. not that anyone’s checking that now...

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do you think salem knows about ainsley and noel?

i think our bride, @cybersclem, has other things to worry about right now (sorry not sorry about that, babe !) but let’s add this as the cherry on top — in case @noelkellergan didn’t mention it, your friend @ainsleytorres is in love with him !

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SALEM JAMES — CAM GIRL QUEEN

now, we certainly don’t want to spoil the happy couple’s special day, but we just can’t resist sharing this juicy bit of gossip. it seems our blushing bride has got a secret & really that’s no way to start a marriage, is it ?

who doesn’t love a good side hustle ? especially when it brings in the big bucks. if you’re looking for advice on how to get started, perhaps you should ask salem — she seems to be an expert in the field. you see, young miss james is quite the entertainer & we don’t mean her music career. you might not be able to spend quality time with her in person, no, of course that’s reserved for noel. but you can pay for a cam session.

that’s right, folks — our resident lovebird is a cam girl & she’s been at the top of her game since she was nineteen. so much so, that she turned it into a full time gig, making her living off of it & raking in hundred & thousands per session if the right people are watching. so, it seems that noel isn’t the only one who gets to see what’s under that wedding dress. if your boyfriend mentioned to you that she looked familiar that one time — maybe you should check his internet history.

oops — have we said too much ? oh well. enjoy the party !

xoxo

( @cybersclem & @noelkellergan )

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Lyric flirting with everyone, what do guys see in her?

@lyricbennett looks very innocent, with her kind smile & her delicious baked goods. we know guys are into that.

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I've barely seen Salem at this thing, maybe she's not as into it? Is she having doubts?

how cute. look, @cybersclem. someone’s worried for you ! while it’s obvious she got married on a whim while highly intoxicated, i don’t believe she’s having doubts about her hubby. we’ve seen them getting very cozy with each other here at rush hour at least a million times, this isn’t any different.

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top 5 hottest people at the wedding?

@rayricci, @jaidenprince, @kiara-gonzales, @mochasleonmatthews & @revellcr.

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Jai coming to Noel and Salem's wedding is a bold move. Predictions?

i hope there’s a fight to make things more interesting. @jaidenprince is built like a goddamn boxer & i’ve heard @noelkellergan knows how to punch even when he doesn’t look the part. we’ll have to wait & see whether @cybersclem will spend their wedding night icing her husband’s precious face or not.

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the introductions are getting boring. come talk to me & let’s get this party started once & for all.

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Thoughts on everything that is going on right now?

i’m enjoying seeing you act like a bunch of weirdos at the party, that’s for sure. other than that, no one has done anything remarkable enough for me to talk about so far. try a little harder & then come back for my opinion.

xoxo.

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DYLAN TORRES — CULINARY CORRUPTION

well well well, apparently you really can’t judge a book by their cover. dylan torres, our favourite chef around town, can now add a dirty secret to his collection of dirty rags. a lot of people here at mocha have been trying to find at least a little flaw in him because he just seemed too good to be true.

he often brags about his love of food and how cooking comes as a natural talent for him but if that’s the case...why would he have to bribe his way into a prestige italian culinary school ? yeah, something’s not cooking right. turns out, our curly boy couldn’t even pass the required tests, so he had to put aside a few euros to get in & get his degree. talk about a stain in your resumé.

let’s just see how he’s going to dill with things now that his secret has been exposed. can dylan really be all that he makes it out to be, or are there more dirty secrets behind him ? has he been lying to those close to him ? who’s to know...

( @dylaniscooking )

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who's someone that seems to be trying to hide a dirty past?

now that would be telling. there’s plenty of people within our beloved mocha that have skeletons in their closets. all will be revealed in due course, my lovely anon. don’t you worry.

xoxo.

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Spotted Marnie and her daddy’s fiancé getting a little heated.

we’re always ready for a catfight but we wouldn’t want them to ruin their perfect manicures. @marnwilson & @sunshinexxchild, ask tilly for her gloves & get on it already !

xoxo.

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Any new gossip?

i spy an ex on the scene — one who hasn’t been around for a while. is the gorgeous @smhsabrina going to stir things up for our resident nice guy @dylaniscooking ?

xoxo.