Mock The Headlines

Mocking the front pages for no particular reason...

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015. How the Daily Mail would do a report on Rachel Dolezal, who pretended to be black.

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Saturday, June 13, 2015. Mum-on-the-run has been the buzzword of The Daily Mail, who are retro-actively seeking a pat on the back from its readers.

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I wish I saw your edits sooner - they're bloody epic

Thank you for the compliment - we will hopefully have a lot more front pages to mock in the future!

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Sunday, June 7, 2015. Royal Photo opportunity, tries to replicate famous ‘Charlie bit my finger’ video.

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Saturday, June 6, 2015. Aréne Wenger makes the front page today.

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Thursday, May 28, 2015. Enough Said.

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Sunday, May 24, 2015. Eurovision Song Contest analysis, in the style of The Daily Mail!

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Friday, May 22, 2015. Main headline is the original headline The Daily Mail ran with, but the article is re-vamped to show just how important it is for The Daily Mail to pat itself on the back. 

We also question what exactly are the techniques used by newspaper who do such great undercover work.

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NHS Still Hiring White Doctors After Shipman

A headline the Daily Mail never felt it necessary to run. (via iandsharman)

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Thursday, May 21, 2015. The Daily Mail defends itself after accusations of racism when they ran with an article headed ‘NHS STILL HIRING FILIPINO NURSES’ - The image is an actual genuine image of what the Daily Mail wrote, stating themselves that it’s not racist - which usually means if you have to state what you’re about to say as not racist - it usually is!

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015. Daily Mail sports news with Liverpool FC stories dominating the back page! Also, don’t forget to book a ho at Hoseasons!

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Tuesday, May 19, 2015. The report on the -0.1% inflation rate as well as how the meeting between Prince Charles and Gerry Adams went.

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Monday, May 18, 2015. Daily Mail originally ran with some sort of killer make-up story, so we at Mock the Headlines jazzed it up a little. Also, Cate Blanchett is the middle-class Page 3 girl for the Mail!

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Sunday, May 17, 2015. Scientists manage to extract DNA from photographs and find Angus Deayton & Peter Mandelson are brothers! 

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Saturday, May 16, 2015. Daily Mail runs with a report that BBC Weatherman is actually that guy from Breaking Bad!

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Friday, May 15, 2015. Chuka Umunna has recently announced he’s pulling out of the Labour Leadership race, so him being black means The Daily Mail are very pleased. Also, the Daily Mail are being very kind to those poor modern kids with parents who are divorced or separated by offering free lego. It’s the little things that make The Daily Mail great!

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015. Sarah Fergusson apparently supports the SNP. Which is bad, yes? Or not? No? Also, John Bercow was fighting for his marriage, now he might be fighting to choose between two women.