Modern Cryptids

American hitchhiking cyclops finds a lost mushroom kid. Hilarity ensues? [warning: updates whenever I feel like it]

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ID: The title to the left reads 'how did you end up in the woods, kid?'. There's a sequence of 3 Morels splashing around in an implied stream to get clean. She says, "it was real dark last night and I got lost. guess I fell in a hole or somethin. now I'm here". The next panel he's out of the river and dripping wet. He says "can I come with you for a bit?" Alphie is making a fire in the last panel and says, "sure sure sure - tomorrow I go into town, okay?"

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The title above the comic reads 'morel'. In the first panel, the mushroom from the prior comic is revealed to have a long body clothed in muddy overalls and has two paw like feet that are also dirty. She looks tired. She says, "thanks for digging me out." There is a little arrow pointing to him that says 'dirty'. The second panel has Alphie concernedly asking, "how'd you end up in the mud, kid?" He replies, "was put there", while fretting. The two of them walk off together. Alphie says, "I'm Alphie." The mushroom says, "Morel." Alphie replies, "c'mon, Morel, I know a good river to put you in next."

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The title above the comic strip reads 'a new species'. The first panel depicts Alphie hunched down looking at a large mushroom on the ground beneath a big tree. They have a mushroom field guide open and look confused, saying '?? this one isn't in the field guide..." The next panel has Alphie getting extremely startled as the mushroom opens its eyes and looks up at them, saying 'hi'.

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Camping tip #1: maybe don't eat random stuff you find off the ground

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[ID: Title at top reads 'alphie origins: plant, possibly?'. In the first panel Alphie is walking among birch trees with bark patterns that resemble eyes. Below the panel reads 'betula papyrifera (paper birch)'. In the second panel Alphie is looking at some succulents that look like bloodshot eyes. They hold a bottle of eyedrops and say "Eyedrops, anyone?". Below the panel reads 'conophytum wittebergense (living pebble)'. The third panel has Alphie throwing a berry from a plant that looks like eyes into their mouth to eat it. The text below reads 'actaea pachypoda (doll's eyes)'. Outside the panels on the right side, Alphie is leaning against one of the birch trees from panel 1 and puking.]

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*tapping the sign* not kidding around with the bottom disclaimer, this is going to be my extremely self indulgent comic with no update schedule. Good luck!

Priority uploading will be on comic fury my beloved. Will cross post here when I care to. Once again: good luck!

[img ID: text at top reads "moderncryptids.thecomicseries.com" and "tumblr.com/modern-cryptids". A purple cyclops with long cleft feet sits on a tree stump holding a pocket knife wears a yellow bandana and green poncho. They look smug. They say, "I'm ALPHIE, government name "Alphabet Broth", and I'm coming to YOUR town to cause mayhem." At the bottom text reads "updating: whenever I feel like it!"]