Whatta Hell?

25, they/them, gardener who learns a lot but doesn’t get any smarter, there is no theme I’ll reblog anything

[heartfairy]

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[funny-tik-toks]

[dogpuppy]

[jacobtheloofah]

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[spamtonmylove]

mask of my own face. . .

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[bribun96]

“girk at my work”

[psilocervidae]

“girk at my work”

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[thememedaddy]

[half-infected-paul]

[orteil42]

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

[tomb-mold]

can i come over and touch your things and belongings