NCT when you're wearing their clothes
Johnny: hm? what clothes?
Taeyong: smiles. it finally happened. what you didn't expect was for him to exclusively wear your clothes from now on, but you're not complaining. that corset looks way better on him anyway.
Yuta: the moment he has awaited finally comes, he can express all that feminism that's inside of him. but as soon as he opens his mouth, all that comes out is aroused growling. he's going on a self-finding journey at a yoga retreat just a day later to "better himself".
Kun: when you said you were going to borrow some clothes, he didn't think you would greet him wearing his old pilot uniform. do not (!) disrespect the uniform. he's definitely going to have to spank you for that later...
Doyoung: jja-jjang! you wiggle your hands through the air, but doyoung just shakes his head. yes, he is going to make you take it off and, yes, he is going to make you wash it.
Ten: not happening. he hisses like a feline every time you come near his clothes. not that you'd want any of them anyway, they're more cat hair than anything else.
Jaehyun: let's out a "he-hey!" and a hint of a smile when you show up in his prada jeans fit. other than that? no reaction.
WinWin: unfortunately he packed all his clothes when going to china and never returned.....
Jungwoo: grabs you by the hands and begins jumping in a circle with you. you hear the floor cracking from the intensity, but he doesn't seem to mind.
Lucas: will hug you so forcefully that your body will squish out of his shirt and you crash into the ceiling. the insides of his clothes are always covered in baby oil for easy take-off.
Mark: "yo, is that my shirt?! why didn't- oh, wait! i get it! is this some boyfriend kinda thingy? haha alright, alright, hold on. uh- uhm... mhmm babygirl, let me unwrap you- wh- hey! where are you going?!" [laughs]
Xiaojun: you open his closet but it's empty except for a month's supply worth of body paint. now you know how he gets his clothes to fit so skin-tight, at least...
Hendery: gets a fountain-like nose bleed.
Renjun: clothes are an artist's nemesis. renjun demands you wear nothing around him. nothing! alright, the fluffy socks may stay on.
Jeno: not the good sweatpants! not the gym sweatpants! - is what he thinks. all that comes out is a (.◜◡◝) because he is insanely in love with you.
Haechan: laughs, pauses, gets an idea: a dress up contest. there is no discussing. he will be dressing up as michael jackson.
YangYang: he thinks it's hot. plus he's glad that it's his shirt you're wearing and not one of his socks he hides underneath his bed that have turned solid over the past weeks.
Chenle: is confused. why would you wear his clothes when he can buy you every single piece of clothing on the market? you try to explain it to him, but his frown just deepens with every word. in the following weeks, you'll find more and more presents waiting for you whenever you get home because chenle thinks that you not having enough was the sole reason...
Jisung: you're forbidden from accessing jisung's closet without supervision of an exterminator after jisung had a very vivid dream of cockroaches wearing his long forgotten stage outfits in the back of his closet he got to keep and dancing to boom.
Sion: you slip in and love it until you realize it's made of strings. you can't move. he laughs. you can't get out. and he is going to cook you. like a lobster.
Riku: good. it's good. but it's not perfect. no, not the look, the pose you're striking. you should rise your arm a little more and bend the hip.
Yushi: wonders why you're doing this. don't you have your own clothes? so all he does is flash you an awkward smile and a half-nod.
Jaehee: poor jaehee would freak tf out. all you wanted was to surprise him by wearing one of his shirts, but you underestimated how fucking tall he is, and now you're lost in the fabric. that means that he isn't able to find you either, and he's sure you've been kidnapped or left him. oh my god, whatever you do, don't wear his clothes! please!
Ryo: you can barely fit his shirt over your pointer finger.
Sakuya: tries to be mysterious and says they aren't his clothes. it leaves you confused.