[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans can’t even co-exist peacefully with their own kind on Earth and somehow still manage to convince themselves that meeting an extra-terrestrial species would go smoothly

[gxonethousand]

Sean Greene

[003p-deactivated20190120]

The speed wobbles were like a lane wide. This is incredible

[speedinbullet2myheart]

SAVAGE

[javierblacktiger]

The End Of Evangelion 

[coolestpriest]

[nonexist999999]

@modernmartyr

[streetpiracy]

[psychajin-blog]

[martinmcdonagh]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) dir. Terry Gilliam

[onetruelibertarian]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[modernmartyr]

@gloomydunmer

[romerojd]

Bronze56k’s “plug” Video

[alfsnumberonefan]

According to Nintendo Waluigi isn't related to Wario

He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.

[yardovich]

whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.

Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!“ 

God damn. The mild world of Waluigi. 

[itsnicholasfraser]

When it’s time to wake up but your bed isn’t having it

[inahiddenplace]

if you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side. if you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. if someone is being ignored, take the step to include them. always remind people of their worth. it hurts when it feels like you’re being forgotten. that small gesture can mean a lot.

[ladystilts]

This!

[cute-pet-animals-aww]

Mother love

[rhadicated]

[honted]

i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”

[eminemisnotverytalented]