I May Be Paranoid, But No Android

I'm Justin, 26 Ohio

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk

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[skeletim]

i me I promis

[garl612]

this i vow to my followers

[jamesusilljournal]

Spiny Flower Mantis (Pseudocreobotra wahlbergii)

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[wonderwomanslazysister]

When treatin yourself goes too far

[unknownwonderful]

past two days

[retrogamingblog]

October Pokemon Watercolor Paintings made by LadySunshine

[k-eke]

Ready for an arm wrestle! 

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[fixkit]

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

[ledamemangociana]

#if i fits i sits

[ravefromthegrave]

i need a cat friend *sobbing*

[ruinedchildhood]

[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[filmedonmyphone]

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

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[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[ultrafacts]

Source/article: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[theartofanimation]

Antoine Carrion

[awwww-cute]

This big guy lives in my town’s board of elections office

[hollowtones]

he should

[luisonte]

[tammenterskanroskalava]

King

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[the-absolute-best-posts]

Autocats roll out!

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[pinkhairedposts]

find your birth year and that is the percentage of your life that the U.S has been at war

[abitchistireddddd]

damn

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