Aphobes With Feelings

There Are No Friends, Only Allies

[fembutchboygirl]

Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can't believe your sister hasn't apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don't know your name. I'm having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here's a doodle I made in class. I'm stealing your clothes as we speak, they're so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I'd love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I'm making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We're having a coffe date. I love you. I'm giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

[lukesunbornn]

having online friends is just “i made food does anyone want some” “i’m gonna fight ur dad” “remember that time you made a typo a year ago that we Still remind you of daily” “i know your deepest trauma but not your last name” “here are the random plants i associate you with” “good morning at 9pm” “goodnight at 7am” “my dog says hi” “LMAO NERD. keep talking about obscure anime tho i’m interested” “hey i know you’re asleep right now but this meme made me think of you” “if we were irls we’d Totally be dating by now” “one day when we live together....” “dude i bet i can jump higher than you let’s have a contest Right Now” “i don’t know what this weird school rivalry you have is but i support you!!!!!!” “getting in the car Right Now to give you a hug” “if i eat lunch while you eat dinner it’s basically like we’re eating together” “i am holding your hand as we speak” “i am kissing you on the forehead right now” “here let me braid your hair for you” “i love you” “i love you” “i love you”

[zmije]

I think soulmates are real but they r made not found and also they are your friends

[lewdlaifu-blog1]

[supermariobava]

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[ayellowbirds]

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

[gehenna27]

Crab antlers

[the-lunar-lorkhan]

@cwnannwn @townsenta

[iconuk01]

“Now, Snipper! now, Snapper! now, Pincer and Biter!“

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

forgot to post this

[yeetmads]

pov you’re a young poet excelling in class at a meeting with your professor who is about to give you a pretentious speech about roses and thorns

this is for @whatswrongwithtanya , specifically

[zorasdomain]

Bro, We Are Mutuals . Its Ok To Message Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . … Bro, We Are Exchanging Discords Now . . No Dont Stop Keysmashing Bro .. Bro

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Nothing more humiliating than when you make two cups in a row on pong and you get the balls back and you miss both shots and your friend says “lol balls back for what”

[animyuls]

[penguin-and-kiwi]

Penguin with Kiwi

[honeyswtfits]

no cook the baby

[princesstigerbelle]

“AM NOT STEW, AM BEBY”

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

vibe check! *eats your heart and absorbs your powers*

[yuuuji]

lucio???!?

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

who the hell

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

like, from overwatch??

[savedgame]

every month my queer platonic polycule hosts a Steven universe trivia night and the loser is eliminated

[chibigaia-art]

don’t boop to live, live to boop

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[goingloco]

Another pro-Sigma strat: During Overtime use your ult to lift the enemy off the PL, Overtime will go down and they will lose even though they killed you and your entire team. Everyone gets mad at you and you'll feel cool for about 5 secs. Don't forget to comment, like and subscribe.

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

The ending blessed my night.