Andy Richlord

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Yes, you heard that right. For our next game, we are hiring more writers that would rather kill off their own franchise and work on something else! How exciting is that, huh?

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hi, my god and savior pitchfork. will we get handsome jack back someday?

What kind of stupid question is that. Handsome Jack has been here all this time. There is no way of getting rid of him. He is nothing but a tapeworm you people put a collar on and are awaiting his chrysalis to break free. Alas, it is not up to me when he will show his face again, but up to you, the audience, to call upon his name once more. Stand in the crowds and beckon his arrival, for he will hear your wishes and grant you the ultimate treasure of his existence.

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what was the best part about working on Borderlands 4 Mr. Richlord

also how's your wife

Is that you Darren? For the last time, stop soliciting her. She is not interested.

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When the next borderlands game???

A better question is: when the next borderlands game not? Why? And how did we?

Yes.

Follow for more game development advice.

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Happy pride month everyone! To celebrate, all canon couples will be going through a divorce when you next turn on your Borderlands 4 game. This is non-negotiable.

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Last night while in bed, my wife told me that the newest Borderlands 4 patch sucks ass. Unfortunately, I cannot file for divorce otherwise I wouldn't be able to brag about having a wife. Fortunately, I can request my slaves, I mean my employees, to make the next set of patches even worse in retaliation. Suck on that, Chrissy.

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AI art is amazing. This is the best thing I am going to see today.

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Word on the street is that there are people who live their lives full of spite and spend their free time agonizingly thinking about things they dislike. It's within our company policy to prioritize these people and focus our efforts to shackle them as fans of our products. Why? It's simple. Their abnormally vocal hatred boosts our numbers and therefore saves us thousands of dollars on marketing.

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I asked my primary AI tool to generate a selfie that indicates a clown who thinks he knows how to run a game company, this is what it generated (note: background words were not prompted and but have all the relationship to everything real)

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Based on previous player feedback, we are removing all RPG elements from our upcoming borderlands games, including the story, in favor for 50 billion more guns.

This is non-negotiable.

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Sorry for mischaracterizing your favorite characters, folks. It will happen again.

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Say what you want about our company, we know how to deliver the experience of a lifetime. Our next batch of DLCs will include things you have seen before.

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Friends, let me tell you about my favorite pastime.

I like to print out small pictures of underdeveloped Borderlands characters and carefully pin them to a dartboard I keep in my office. In-between all the meetings and magic shows I attend, whenever I want to take a moment and relax, I put on a blindfold, grab three darts and make our writers come up with unnecessary deaths for all characters I hit.

You should try it once, it really makes you feel powerful.

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Believe or not, our next batch of official Borderlands merchandise includes a custom froyo flavor for each plot-irrelevant character!

Personally, I can't wait to try out the Mad Moxxi black currant and pineapple mix, as well as the Sir Hammerlock pistachio with mango.

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Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned

Coming out this March 26th, the first major story DLC for Borderlands 4 thoroughly tackles the ongoing issue of men with monocles, and how many rights they should have.

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[your favorite character] will be killed for a cheap and emotionless plot twist in Borderlands 5!

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Mr pitchfork how long until we can spend bitcoin for eridum in borderlands 2

Anything is possible within the confines of your own mind.