we're going to give you a phalloplasty when you least expect it
Tgirls and people who don’t like their dicks, reblog to donate your cock to your local tboy
(I’m a tgirl, I already have enough dicks as it is)
Sure I'll take one, I see no downsides to that threat of having two Dave Sauce dispensers
Sorry, Dave Sauce dispensers?! WHAT?!
you heard me, Dave Sauce dispensers
Who's Dave?
The man who's sauce you need to steal
How do I steal it?
Depends on which of his sauces you want
what sauces does he offer?
For his red sauce you need to Bram stroker, for his white sauce you need to violate tumblr TOS, for his yellow sauce you need to be so gooned out of your mind to no longer have good taste
I’d like to violate tumblr ToS
Then have fun and don't break anything :3
*steals Dave’s white sauce by breaking tumblrs ToS*
casual Dave Sauce theft on main, what a sight lmao
Istg if this breaks containment im going to be so pissed
It probably won't but I hope it does

























