moist marsoupial (again)

Another truck sex panic attack of a blog

[heavensenthousepet]

we're going to give you a phalloplasty when you least expect it

[queen-suzu]

Tgirls and people who don’t like their dicks, reblog to donate your cock to your local tboy

(I’m a tgirl, I already have enough dicks as it is)

[moisterpeggingchampion]

Sure I'll take one, I see no downsides to that threat of having two Dave Sauce dispensers

[queen-suzu]

Sorry, Dave Sauce dispensers?! WHAT?!

[moisterpeggingchampion]

you heard me, Dave Sauce dispensers

[queen-suzu]

Who's Dave?

[moisterpeggingchampion]

The man who's sauce you need to steal

[queen-suzu]

How do I steal it?

[moisterpeggingchampion]

Depends on which of his sauces you want

[queen-suzu]

what sauces does he offer?

[moisterpeggingchampion]

For his red sauce you need to Bram stroker, for his white sauce you need to violate tumblr TOS, for his yellow sauce you need to be so gooned out of your mind to no longer have good taste

[queen-suzu]

I’d like to violate tumblr ToS

[moisterpeggingchampion]

Then have fun and don't break anything :3

[queen-suzu]

*steals Dave’s white sauce by breaking tumblrs ToS*

[moisterpeggingchampion]

casual Dave Sauce theft on main, what a sight lmao

[queen-suzu]

Istg if this breaks containment im going to be so pissed

[moisterpeggingchampion]

It probably won't but I hope it does

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[thecouncilofdumdums]

Love Fritz and not exactly what this post is talking about but I immediately thought of the Five Nights at Frickbear’s 3 difficulty options

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[a-possums-journal]

op consider this quote reskweet of a screencap of your post got

, also below are the images with more clarity

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Ah shit, he’s is calling Cthulhu again..

[sr-roto]

[aliendelon]

Nem találkoztunk már valahol?

[3mmet]

[sr-roto]

[beardedmrbean]

for the record, this is one of the funniest movies ever made

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[yourlocalcorviddad]

[moisterpeggingchampion]

The historical events will continue till morale improves

[thememedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[trollingpig]

Only one issue: Everyone I've ever met that reads that much has one big problem this produces, not enough space to store all their books. A rotating bookshelf will usually waste space, and tthus wouldn't be chosen by most poeple I know that read a lot.

However, you could make a bookshelf that comes out from the wall, or even corner, rotates, and allows access to far more than could have been accessed otherwise. It would just be expensive, custom made, bolted to the wall or floor, and sick as hell. Unless you have a freestanding bookshelf on wheels, but that comes with it's own problems.

[moisterpeggingchampion]

Having a fully loaded bookshelf fall on you is a minor inconvenience, I had one of those metal library ones fall on me as a shitling and now I'm here reblogging bookshelf-fuckers

[trollingpig]

One major issue with a bookshelf like that falling would be that it might damage the internal machanisms, reducing it to less functional than a typical bookshelf in some cases.

Also the added weight of these mechanisms might make the bookshelf weigh closer to that of a server rack than a bookshelf, and those can squish people really easily.

[moisterpeggingchampion]

Like I said, a minor inconvenience

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[logikitty]

it's worse when i see an adult do it (the fact this is post 777 on my blog upsets me)

[unicouniuni]

Even from below, Uni is too cute! :3

[zippy-cat]

squeaks of desperation

[cheemscakecat]

my one braincell trying to get me to draw something, ANYTHING

[moisterpeggingchampion]

My single brain cell failing to motivate me to do literally anything

[littlemissminu]

welcome to my rotisserie party

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[trollingpig]

Only one issue: Everyone I've ever met that reads that much has one big problem this produces, not enough space to store all their books. A rotating bookshelf will usually waste space, and tthus wouldn't be chosen by most poeple I know that read a lot.

However, you could make a bookshelf that comes out from the wall, or even corner, rotates, and allows access to far more than could have been accessed otherwise. It would just be expensive, custom made, bolted to the wall or floor, and sick as hell. Unless you have a freestanding bookshelf on wheels, but that comes with it's own problems.

[moisterpeggingchampion]

Having a fully loaded bookshelf fall on you is a minor inconvenience, I had one of those metal library ones fall on me as a shitling and now I'm here reblogging bookshelf-fuckers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[musewhipped]

Just don't try to fuck up against them, I can almost guarantee that these bookshelves would not survive being part of your threesome, you horny book gremlins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[achromaticbibliophile]

There’s actually an online store that has revolving bookshelves very similar to the third image and I got one!

Also included is my cat inspecting the storage space!