im gay and tired all the time

what is life 

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James Potter Headcannons

He gets his looks from his mother 

When he is at home he is super quiet and he doesn't  even realize he is different till his friends point it out 

Unless the room has very good lighting james is always falling and tripping (this makes sneaking around at night very hard) 

He is a cat person 

He wears crocs and he also wears different colored crocs at the same time like one gold and one red on game day 

He smells like pancakes and peppermint 

He was sirius’s first kiss 

Remus was his first kiss 

He is the MOM FRIEND 

He makes shur sirius is doing ok, he helps peter do his homework and study, and he is trying to get remus to stop smoking and sassing everyone (it won't ever stop)  

He loves monster energy drinks 

He has excellent manners 

Paints his nails with sirius 

Him and marlen grew up together 

He talks plants, creators, and frogs with frank and pandora 

He loves frogs 

He gossips with sirius, lily, marlen, and remus 

He can draw and paint 

He makes dad jokes all of the time 

He bruises like a peach 

Calls his hair his lion's mane 

If he is at home, the common room, or in his dorm room all he wears is sweatpants a graphic t

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Sirius: emo kid

James: preppy kid

remus: quiet but cool kid 

Peter: nice popular kid 

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Sirius: go to hell 

Remus: I live with you three im already there 

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Marauders and drinks

Remus lupin: tea 

James Potter: monster energy 

Sirius Black: coffee 

Peter pettigrew: bang energy 

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James Potter loves lava lamps 

I dont know why he just dose 

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why james smashed his glasses

james potter- what the fuck are you two doing 

peter petigrew- im no homosexual but i think the answer is each other

sirius black- get out 

remus lupin- and shut the god damn door  

James and peter finding out about wolfstar  

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Remus Lupin headcannons

- he wears those wife beater tank-tops under his sweaters (sirius might have spit out his drink in fourth year when he found this out)

- after the bite he turned into a walking space heater

 - he know how to sew (james calls him a grandmother for this but still asks him to fix his things)

- he has a scar from where he was bit on his left hip-he is bisexual with a preferance for men 

- james and him where each others first kiss 

- he was also lily’s first kiss- he does not hate slytherins just the one that are assholes

 - growing up he got picked on a lot this also meant he got in to a lot of fights - he fights kinda dirty

 - also he is the only marauder that is good at fist fighting ( the rest use wands)-  he can't stand coffee but he loves red bulls and tea

 - he sometimes puts fire whiskey in his tea - he is unnaturally strong and fast because of the bite

 - he also has lean muscles and a six pack - the first person he came out to was peter

- even before lily and james got together lily peter and remus would hang  out a lot

 - him and peter are best friends ( they can be just as crazy as james and sirius but they just hide it)

-  he met james first

 - he is the emo teenager that cant take care of themselves and need therapy of the group 

- him james and dorcas have a book club

- he smokes with frank longbottom

 - when the guys are annoying him he hangs out with lily. dorcas, marlen, alice, and mary

-him and pandora are great friends