Everything you do is a balloon

h*cking genderfluid trans grill ancom to heck fan of math gifs sideways by tumblr mandate

[mcavoy]

[vladtheunfollower]

happy birthday lgbt community

[d1amondbunny-deactivated2022012]

“I am a little child. Only 8 years old. Right now the sky is pink the sun is gold. The colorful breeze makes me crie. I have a feeling I’ll never die” -mira age 8

[untilwehavefaces-deactivated201]

When Catholic Answers sends you clickbait through the mail

[little-wankenobi]

we have come full circle 

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

on campus at the University of Florida

[bace-jeleren]

He’s gotta get to his finals

[seabassbitch]

at least hes using the crosswalk!!!!

[aheapofgarbage]

[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

[styro-sometimes]

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

[pazzojinn]

Important content

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[sjp]

list of things she did: 1. that

[sridevi]

she really did!

[lizzysmart-deactivated20190331]

yes mami

[moldylox]

visceral satisfaction

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[enbizaka-murders]

[marcysartbo0k-deactivated202301]

This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!

[mad4turtles]

This made my day:33

[bigblueboo]

tetra-mechanism

[cowboysuggest]

do cowboys believe that asexual and aromantic people are apart of the lgbtqia+ community?

I Am Quaking With Fear Please Dont Bring This Endless Discourse Onto My Sweet Ranch YeeHaw

[mypoorfaves]

If you're a creator and you needed to hear this today:

You have no idea how many people lurk on your work. No idea how many times people go back to revisit your work. How big they smile when they simply think about your work. How fast their heart beats, how excited they get when they see that you posted something.

People are shy with their feedback. Sometimes it’s because they’re simply shy. Other times it’s because they assume you already know how great and talented you are. Could be both.

My point is, even if you barely have any likes or reblogs, don’t get discouraged. You have a lot of silent fans, but they are still your fans. Keep on creating. Because there is always someone out there who will love what you have made.

[themacuser]

happy lesbian day of visibility!