Baked & Popped

A Feral Ace Person Cursed to 21 Years on this Planet (So Far)

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[elphabruhhhh]

Y’all aren’t ready, elfie is abt to get harness trained so I can have her out and about as a shoulder parrot cat :D

[elphabruhhhh]

Ok I stand corrected

[sexshopshenanigans]

no you were right I wasn’t ready for that

[necrolikesfire]

I like having deep conversations about trivial things, but I also have the attention span of a squirrel that’s just had two espressos and no sleep—and that habit either gives me incredible insight into the person I’m talking to, or I just zone out.

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[mtftk9]

panicked when i heard crouton.net was down so i went and got the crouton from the wayback machine in case anyone needs it

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[molecule-o-bauson]

Fuck it—

Get in the box. We're going home.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[47witchyneurons]

When I get blood samples at work sometimes they’re still warm from being imminently inside the patient’s veins and my hands are always cold because all the labs Ive work in are in the basement and they keep it kinda cold for whatever reason (and I’m also just a chilly kid).

And I clutch the little warm tubes of blood and feel this sick person warming my hands and I think about how kind you might be and how I wish I could hold your hand and how badly, how really really badly, I want you to get better and stay warm and hold someone’s hand again.

And anyway sometimes it’s better to not think so vividly about the people I’m doing tests for. I’m a good little cog in a vast machine of people all trying to heal and cure, and my cog feels so fucking small sometimes. But I hope the blood I prepare for you helps you breathe better and laugh and wake up feeling well rested.

We’ve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and I’m rooting for you.

[madamefluffnstuff]

This is... oddly wholesome. I love it.

Thank you, OP. 💜

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[terramythos]

Goooood morning tumblypoos and welcome to my torture labyrinth

[little-light-bulb]