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How to piss off, offend or make a Swede uncomfortable in 3 steps:

1. Talk about God/Jesus with them

2. Say 'Chex' instead of 'Kex'

3. Say no to Fika

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Obi-wan: This year, I lost my dear husband, Maul

Maul: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD

Obi-wan: ....sometimes I can still hear his voice

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Gil is a blessing to us all, pass it on

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Sabaton sentence meme

Primo Victoria

“ We're the first ones to fall. ”

“  Know that nothing remains. ”

“ It's kill or be killed. ”

“ Blood on both sides will be spilled. ”

Reign of Terror

“  Your reign of terror must come to an end. ”

“  Captured or dead you will cause no more harm. ”

Attero Dominatus

“  The price of a war must be payed. ”

“  Millions of lives has been lost. ”

The Art Of War

“  And now I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy. ”

“  They’ll surrender to me. ”

The Lion From The North

“  This beast in the shape of a man. ”

“  Once more he is here for war. ”

1648

“  Fear is spreading! ”

“  Stained by blood, their brothers die side by side. ”

“ Did what they could, Died wdere they stood. ”   

Carolus Rex

“  Fifteen years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne. ” 

“  Crowned by God not by the church as my power is divine. ”

“  They thought I was too young to rule the land. ”

“  I know I was destined to rule alone. ”

Long Live The King

“  Who shall we now turn to, when our leaders lost their heart? ”

“  Years of war and agony, now the king can finally rest. ” 

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Random sentence starters pt. 3

"No one wants to hang out with us."

"I need you to bail me out."

"So metaphorically speaking...if I told you I killed a guy, would you tell the police?"

"I beat him/her to death."

"It was a murder but not a crime."

"He/She had it coming."

"I'm just gonna say it: I love you, I have since the first time I saw you."

"Kiss me and I'll save your life."

"I want to suck your blood."

"Right, I can't get drunk! The curse of my immortal metabolism."

"So are we just going to pretend like this isn't weird?"

"Oh just fuck off."

"But now I can't make morning coffee..."

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Congratulations Portugal on a well-deserved win after 48 tries!

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May best man, woman or gorilla win

Swedish commentator

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The man, the myth, the legend

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So apparently Montenegro not making it to the grand finale is homophobic? Did y’all miss that it’s a music competition?

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If you watch Sense8 and doesn't love the precious gay baby penguin that is Lito Rodriguez then we can't be friends

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Random sentence starters pt. 2

"It's not that I don't like you...wait, yes. Yes it is, I don't like you."

"I love you---juice, I love juice."

"You're such an idiot."

"Fuck me senseless."

"So public sex turns you on?"

"I'm gonna fuck you 'til you can't walk."

"Hate is such a strong word, that's why I used it."

"I have pizza cravings."

"I got angry, then everything went black and I woke up at the ER."

"Are you following me?"

"You're not listening, I know when you're not listening."

"I'm drunk, really drunk."

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Random sentence starters

"If there's no body: then it's a disappearance, not a murder."

"Wait what did you say? I zoomed out."

"I don't have a Coca Cola addiction, I just prefers it over coffee."

"I hate people, I'm getting a dog instead. At least they're loyal."

"No I don't have a messed up sleeping schedule, I just prefers to be up all night and sleep all day."

"This is my cat, his name is Trash."

"There's something wrong, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG I TELL YOU."

"Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off."

"If you give me chocolate I'll love you forever."

"Oh fuck me sideways with a broomstick!"

"Harm anyone I care about and I will end you."

"She went back for the cat!"

"YOU WENT BACK FOR THE CAT?!"

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