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next time someone acts weird about my arm I'm going to say "Well that just means I'm not going to the landfill, unlike you :)" yeah thats what I'll say. just need to get better at doing those morning pep talks in the mirror about not bottling up my feelingggs...

should I answer this DM from a 3d printed articulate dragon bought at an arts and crafts fair or should I not bring my standards any lower than they already are?

#funko pops DNI

im kind of sick of explaining to girls that its not a "strap-on" my dick just falls off sometimes and is made of plastic. :/

hate getting in the plug's car and before I can leave with my weed the car turns into a robot alien warrior guy with missile launching action and walks to his grindr hookup like heyyy I think you forgot about a little miss somebodyyy 🙄

I literally don't care if woody is going bald I hope he kills himself

the kids are playing that "smashing bros" game and I heard through the grape vine there's toys for that :) maybe they'll consider getting those toys :) and playing with them :) I hope they get the lady in the blue outfit :) I like her :) she has a nice butt :) we can play "space bounty hunter" together. she could tie me up. she could tie me up.

Sometimes I really want to yell at people but then I think hmm no that's not very nice ! Maybe I'm just being a little short with them maybe they're having a bad day too y'know. Then sometimes someone says I need a little more confidence and need to stand up for myself then I yell a lot and immediately regret it LOL

a lot of kids nowadays are getting into trading cards and video games because of those weird shows where the guy in the corner yells a lot and its really killing the dating pool. Can't we at least get a couple more sky-landers or whatever? Those are still cool, right?

Repeat client accidentally called me "mommy" today and I s2g something in me snapped and I hugged them so hard their back sounded like someone twisted a sheet of bubble wrap. Always nice to find out new things about yourself, eheh.

a blind box toy called me "a milfy cougar" and I get it was flirting but c'mon, I'm not THAT old. Actually wait I just looked this up and Bill Clinton was president 24 years ago so um. Okay!!! I guess I am a bit of a cougar, mrow! eheh.

Sat through another viewing of Toy Story with the kid. Does anyone else think that one part in Sid's house is kind of offensive...? Ableist, maybe...? I just don't like seeing differently built/creatively repaired toys like me depicted like we're creepy monsters that traumatize kids.

AITA for trying to cruise at the karaoke club me and my friends frequent while my smely goblin friend sings schools out by alice cooper the 8th time in a row

beat the shit out of a stress ball because I saw a doll that looks prettier than me even though she's used

trying to explain to my friend who has a fetish for eating used tissues that covid is bad actually, Anyone have any advice?

I fucked a bakugan once. yep. not tellin which one though

Only 90s Kids Remember

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kids are so GLUED to their SCREENS when their parents should put GLUE in my SEAMS am I right girls?

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