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#and she was ALMOST done tailoring it #obmstarter

some random ass plots. if ya dig it, let’s do it, b <3

"Did you just -- did you really spill coffee on this dress right now?"

Is anyone else still hungover... and still a bit drunk?

#obmstarter

I know right? I don’t know how I managed to land both of them at once.

See and mine won't even talk to me. Can't even seduce myself, imagine my pain. This calls for another shot, I think.

I — oh, well… yeah, great… brilliant song.

You’re gonna regret this tomorrow, y’know.

You're ruining the damn song, Burton.

Uh…my left and right hand?

Pfft, really? What, like, both at the same time? That's quite impressive, actually!

Because if you like me, I can spend time with you and watch you work — you wrinkle your nose when you design, it’s quite darling. But this is just the liquor talking on both of our behalves, so I’m just enjoying this while I can. Aw, what, it’s meant as a compliment, it’s cute! Will you just hush? This is a nice song.

Hmmm this... is a fucking brilliant song.

hogwartsprophetgossip

"Shit, I feel like I’m the only somewhat sober person left."

"Oh, don't fret, birdie, I can help you out with that," Molly assured with a sweetly dazed smile stretched over her lips, too-careful hands pushing a glass of amber liquid closer to Lou. "Can't remember what it is, but you can really start tasting it round the third glass."

#yaaaas #c: lou

Hey, shots are perfectly okay with me. You’re secret is safe with me. I’ll bring it to the grave.

Ahh, thanks a million, Mr. Floyd. And cheers. Bottoms up, chap! Bleh, all right, we've got the clothes thing out of the way, now to the next order of business. Who's your lovely date for the evening?

Well, you don’t dislike me right now, so we’re stepping in the right direction, if only for a night. Mm, no, I haven’t got a clue what you’ll mean, you’re going to have to explain, little one.

What -- why does it even, you know, matter if I like you or not? Oh, no, no, listen. You -- no, listen here, no, no, none of that! None of these 'little' nicknames, you goddamn baby giraffe.

What happens if I tell? Is the fashion mob going to get you? Or worse…Joan Rivers?

Oh, I was going to say I'd go to fashion hell, but Joan Rivers is a far more horrifying fate. So, agreed then? Our mutual distaste for getting all dressed up is on the down low? We'll down a couple shots in promise, yeah?

lucienwatts

Match made in heaven. To prohibition.

Let’s dance.

Yessir! And look, I promise not to get mad if you step on my toes if you promise not to get mad when I clomp all over yours. I have a tendency of getting literally tipsy, you know?

#c: jasper

Well, you haven’t been a horrible bitch to me, just… mildly bitchy, but I’m quite used to it. People aren’t fond of me, it’s a condition or something. You won’t like me tomorrow, you know, you’ll detest me all over again. But you’re an adorable drunk, Miss Jensen, I’ve got to give you that. So, are you going to dance with me or not?

Shh, shh, shhh. This is the best part of the song. Mmm... Hm? Oi, who says I like you now, birdie? Pft, I am, I am, come then. Sorry if I step on your toes. Bit tipsy, in more ways than one, you know what I mean?

Or perhaps I’m just too bloody tall, I’m willing to say that’s the problem here. Well, I can say the same for you, though you don’t really irritate me at all. I quite like your company, actually. I’m getting all of this out tonight because it seems like you’ll actually accept them. I can offer you both? I promise, I’ll keep close and you won’t hear a peep from me.

Nyeh, you aren't too tall, you're just tall. With lotsa L's, you know? Oh, shut up. Shut your darling mouth. If I don't irritate you, nothing must 'cause I've been nothing but a horrible bitch to you. Pfft, Christ alive, should I just expect you to do everything that I say? That's hilarious.

lucienwatts

I pregamed to avoid being that guy who spends half the party in line for the bar. Reina taught me dances from the twenties, but I’d really rather we went into this normally, cause I suck.

You and me both, on the pregaming and the sucking. Normal dancing it is. Wait, hold on, one more shot for each of us. Cheers, Jasper.

#c: jasper

leona-ludwig

Oh my goodness, you’re an angel. Literally. My outfit, this drink. You are my hero.