BEST FRIENDS WITH MY DOUBT

[MO MASHKOUR]: HE'S NOT POPULAR,SO HE'S GOT TIME FOR YOU."It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog." - Jonah Hill The name's Mohammad Mashkour, but you can call me Mo if you know me well enough. I also answer to "Dr. Momance." Quite the lady killer, if you ask me yourself. I'd say I'm practically a mix between Ryan Gosling and Channing Tatum. I enjoy wrestling, football, french fries, long walks to the fridge, and my women like my juice (naked) and like the Brady's (in bunches).

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Owen: Lil bit

Mo: Okay but you in or nah

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Owen: Still gay

Mo: It ain't gay

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Bianca: You're just too easy, man.

Mo: I'm hard as shit, bro.

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Owen: Sounds kinda gay

Mo: It's a brodate

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Owen: Okay one condition tho

Owen: Can we not call it a playdate

Mo: Okay but why

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Bianca: You know I'm fucking with you, right?

Mo: What the fuck

Mo: This is the second time this week

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Bianca: Sure! Go for it.

Mo: You're too good to me.

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Bianca: Just gotta bring your ducky boxers

Mo: Can I wear them too

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Bianca: What if I am?

Mo: is there a catch idk

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Owen: For us or for the kiddies

Mo: Both tbh

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Bianca: That's where people go to hook up.

Mo: Why?

Mo: Wait

Mo: Are you saying

Mo: That you wanna hook up with Macho Mo

Mo: In the boiler room?

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Bianca: Okay. I'll hold you to that. Ever been to the boiler room? Maybe you should meet me down there after school tomorrow.

Bianca: Welcome.

Mo: Wait what? What are we going to do there?

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Bianca: Okay, I want you to be. Show me some action.

Bianca: Its like a third party is running your life. Honestly I don't know how you do it..not that you really have a choice. You're a pretty tough guy, Mo.

Mo: But like in person tho

Mo: Always is, ha. It's never been easy, but it at least gets easier, I suppose. At least someone sees that. Thanks.

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Bianca: Pfft. You're all talk.

Bianca: Yeah. It sucks, but you just gotta deal with it.

Mo: I can be action if you want me to be

Mo: I suppose. But it's not even that I don't have control over it. I have to control it if I'm going to live, and I think that's the worst of it.

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Bianca: Your move, Mashkour.

Bianca: Doesn't sound like it. I know what it feels like to not be able to live your life the way you want because of something you have no control over. Its not fun.

Mo: You first, I'm shy

Mo: You do..?

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Bianca: No. Its just not the same. Unless you also have thongs pics so it can be an even trade.

Bianca: It unintentionally was.

Mo: Can make it happen.

Mo: Ouch, rough. But uh, yeah. Everything has to be watched. Not a lot of fun for the fat kid.

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Bianca: Aw, damn. Unfortunately I've only sexy thong pics. Guess we both lose.

Bianca: Shit. That heavy.

Mo: That's no lose. Don't. No, still send.

Mo: That a fat joke?