Hi, Null here. I've recycled this blog into several different things, so if any posts seem weird, that's why. This is a sideblog, and a frequent tumblr glitch makes it so that deleting a sideblog will sometimes delete your main. Given how many active blogs I have, I didn't want to take that risk. So I'm keeping this one around.
Would rather not interact with minors, please. Fine with NSFW or kink interaction.
My name is Null, I am an adult (20's) and go by they/them pronouns. Queer and therian, working through both identities to try and understand them better. Be patient. Labels have been hard for me to pin down, it is what it is.
Sometimes writer, but probably not often. Blog will feature tickling. If you recognize me from somewhere else, no you don't. I keep this blog strictly separate from my other creative areas on purpose.
HEADCANON REQUESTS: Selectively open
DRABBLE REQUESTS: Selectively open
Further about me below cut:
Gender?: Nonbinary. Have always sat firmly in the middle, and I'm most comfortable there. They/them pronouns only for this blog. If you know me from elsewhere, then you can use my other pronouns, but if you only know me through this blog, they/them only.
Why the name?: Ties into my therian identity. More indepth on that below. Null and void are two names that I like for my situation, so I chose Null. One of my favorite pokemon is type: null, which factored heavily into this choice.
Sexuality?: Complicated. Unsure if bi or pan or something else- I just know that I like what I like, and the heart wants what it wants. Not much of a pattern, unfortunately. I am poly, however, and currently in a triad with two partners I love. Not too interested in sex, loves being romantic. It's been really hard for me to pin down exact labels for this mixture, so I've given up. I just use the rainbow flag when I want to express my orientation at this point.
Therian identity?: I struggle with a lot of parts of my identity, but the most solid answer I have ever had is that my ID is a dragon. I frequently have dreams about being a dragon, and being able to fly, and it just feels right. It feels so natural that I wake up and get sad about being human again. I watch flight footage and end up feeling relieved and sick all at once. It almost makes me feel homesick. I've also been big into collecting rocks and gems for most of my life.
What kind of dragon?: Shadow dragon. Capable of flight and fading into the shadows. I've always had a kinship of sorts with void-based creatures, but my dragon self is still the truest one. My other kinship is with living experiment-type characters, which also ties into my dragon self. Just imagine an escaped experiment void dragon, and you're right on the money.
Relationship to tickling: I am still on the ace spectrum, so my interest isn't nearly as intense as some other people's interest in it. With that out of the way, I don't really like bondage, so my interest is... really kind of vanilla? I don't like nudity very much. Still a bit flustering. Content made by me is likely to be very tame. On that note, if you tease me, I will block you.
Fandoms?: I have a few that I'll post for at some point. Deltarune, Pokemon, Ace Attorney, Resident Evil.... well. Those are the big ones.
Alright I have to ask now because its been happening for several months and I cannot for the life of me figure out WHY it's happening:
what exactly is the point to liking, unliking, and re-liking the same few posts over and over again other than re-flooding my activity every few days and aggravating me
Ok im glad to know the reason after wondering about this for so long. I will let it slide this time but im gonna have to politely ask it not to happen again
I dont even carrrrrre I feel like blorboing this guy for a minute for some variety and enrichment in my enclosure. And also no one can stop me from doing anything ever,
Spade King tickle headcanons:
Lee:
Very ticklish abdomen, not that anyone expects it from him. Stomach and sides are his worst spots, followed closely by his ribs and underarms.
Queen can get a giggly purr if she scratches him under his chin.
His leg kicks when you target a really specific spot between his ribs and stomach. He'll also let out a really undignified yelp when you do.
He's a verrrrrrry prickly lee. He'll growl and bite and claw at you until you actually get your hands on him. Then he's switching up to flailing and begging for mercy.
His laugh is REALLY loud and. Almost goofy? Where do you think Lancer got his goofy laugh from-
The kind of guy to smack the floor when he's laughing really hard. He'll also swear on revenge between yelps and fits of laughter.
Jevil tickled him once and got flung out the window of the card castle.
Tenna has had the most success tickling him without being injured, he takes his jester role seriously! He gets silly and childish with it, which just riles King way up.
He'll let Lancer tickle him, because that's his little pumpkin. His baby boy precious beloved.
Ler:
You're fucked LOLLLLLL
The only person he's gentle and playful with is Lancer. Thats his little pumpkin!!
Usually only goes for revenge, but if he's going after you for revenge, you are NOT getting off easy. Like. At all.
He'll run after you on all fours. He dgaf. He's not stopping the chase and he's not above throwing spades at you. It's fine if you've only got 1 hp when he finally gets you, because that just makes it easier to keep you pinned or otherwise contained.
He's strong. He's got a tail that can stretch pretty far. Once he's got you, you are NOT getting away from him. Even if you do try to crawl away he'll just drag you back by the leg or whatever.
He's not letting you go until HE'S satisfied. And with how vengeful he is, you'll be there a while. Don't even bother trying to hide any reactions from him, because he'll do whatever it was AGAIN.
INCREDIBLY fucking mean ler when it's revenge. Ask Tenna how his speakers got blown out that one time-
If he's initiating, he's still mean, but more in a competitive way. He can have fun with it too... but that still involves getting as many silly reactions as he can.
He's in it to win it, which means your death spots or anywhere that gets a good reaction aren't safe. He's got claws by default to skitter/scratch at weak spots.
His stomach mouth is fully capable of nibbling or raspberries. Pair it with a tickle hug and you might as well die brother
Gives off a scary evilguy laugh as he wins. When he's done he just. Walks away. The most you might get is a rough pat on the shoulder.
I had the silliest idea of after the Knight cut tennas arms and been moved to castle town id imagine the lightners plus
Spamton (maybe even his workers like jonglers , pippins and shadow guys) to fix up tenna arms back together but tenna is ridiculously tickilish there so he runs away and they try to catch him and the one to catch him is spamton in his neo form and the one to hold him still while also being mischievous and planting kisses on his neck or antennas
Mikes trio go !!! (Bat is the one who talk, because i cant write the way Jongler talk (like Spamton quirk TT ) . It's very silly and not very long this time, sorry :c
Tenna was feeling a little… nervous. In the calm of Castle Town, inside a room temporarily set up to repair him more easily, his attention stayed fixed on the green Pippin, the Shadow Guy, and the Juggler as they busied themselves checking the components they had received. After the Knight’s attack, there had been… a lot of repairs to do. Most of the hard work was already finished; now all that remained was reattaching his arms! They just needed to fix a few wires and replace the older ones.
-Would you, uh… like us to shut you down, Boss? We’re not really sure if this is going to hurt…
-I don’t think I’ll feel much? Besides, you’ve already done an excellent job. I don’t doubt for a second that you’ll manage to put my arms back properly! I’m just… surprised to see you doing something for me, especially after… the contracts…
The green Pippin simply waves a hand dismissively while the Shadow Guy answers through music alone. The TV man only smiles softly, unsure how to react to such kindness. Truthfully, the Pippin had told him that many of his former employees still wanted to work for him,as long as he “treated them a little better” and made some effort to improve his personality.
Once TV World is restored, he’ll make sure to fix his mistakes!
-By the way, WHO let this rat settle on top of my head?
Tenna shakes his head, trying to knock off the puppet sitting comfortably there and clearly determined to stay put.
-Ah? Him?... Well, the Lightners told us he really wanted to help repair you. Kris personally told us that this, uh… “rat,” as you call him, could be trusted because he promised to help get you back on your feet. And honestly, he’s given some really good advice too?
Tenna pouts slightly, but not really in the mood to get irritated at anyone or anything, he decides not to say anything.
He watches the Shadow Guy place down a stepladder and climb onto it to mess around with the cables inside his shoulder, probably to… uh… repair something? Whatever he’s doing, it makes the TV man squirm a little.
-🎵🎶!
-Sorry! I’ll try to stay still! It’s just that-!
A burst of laughter escapes him as the fingers return to his wires. Oh no, since when is he sensitive there? Is it because of the attack? T-That’s horrible! He can’t stop himself from laughing harder and harder and squirming around, all just to escape the evil fingers.
-Boss, do we need to find a way to restrain you? You’re moving too much, we can’t do anything like this!
-Snrrrk, I… I…!
At this point, maybe he can live without arms! Suddenly, he straightens up and bolts away under the shocked exclamations of the trio calling for him to come back. He’s sorry! Really sorry! It just tickles WAY TOO MUCH! There’s no way he can stay still and endure that for long, even if it’s just to get his arms reattached!
He no longer feels any weight on top of his head, probably because the rat left too (or maybe he fell off. Oops.).
The giant Darkner runs for a little while, though guilt slowly starts creeping in. His employees are probably going to be upset, especially since he… acted like a child by running away just because of a few tickles. And on top of that, he promised he’d make an effort! All that just to fail immediately! Pathetic, stupid Tenna…
-I GOT YOU!
A pair of arms immediately wraps around his waist, pulling him straight against… someone? Wait, wait, isn’t that the weird rat that was sitting on his head earlier? SINCE WHEN IS HE THIS BIG??
-L-Let go of me! Don’t touch me!
Tenna lets out a little yelp when the giant puppet tosses him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and immediately carries him back to the trio. It’s unfair,he can’t even defend himself a little since he doesn’t have arms anymore!
Okay, maybe getting his arms back wouldn’t be that bad after all.
The TV man stammers out apologies while being more or less forced to sit back down. Thankfully, his employees don’t seem particularly angry, just amused by the whole situation.
-THIS TIME I’VE GOT HIM, GUYS! HE SHOULDN’T MOVE TOO MUCH NOW!
…huh?
-That’s great! ...By the way, what was your name again?
-NOT IMPORTANT.
The green Pippin shrugs before they all get back to trying to reattach their boss’s arms. And honestly, it is a little easier now that he’s being held in place by, uh… the giant bird puppet. Even though Tenna can’t help laughing and occasionally kicking his feet, he’s no longer able to run away or squirm around too much.
-We’re almost done, Boss! Just the other arm left!
-Hehehehe! Ohohohokay!
And there he goes again, dissolving into another fit of giggles when the trio starts working on the wires in his shoulder… though they almost jump in surprise when Tenna’s laughter suddenly gets much louder.
-Heeep! Nahahaha! You’re doing it on purpohohose!
-NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE STILL THIS TICKLISH AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, TRASH HEAP!
Spamton simply replies while continuing to place little kisses on the TV man’s antennas and occasionally against his neck. And as if that wasn’t enough, the giant bird puppet sometimes nuzzles against poor Tenna’s neck just to tease him even more with his feathers. The shriek of laughter he let out was absolutely magnificent!
It goes on for a little while, until Tenna is practically on the verge of overheating (and realizes it’s already been a good ten minutes since both of his arms had been fully repaired and the trio of Darkners quietly left the room).
-That was so mehehehean! Oh boy…
As he catches his breath, he can feel the strange Darkner finally letting him go and… trying to sneak away on tiptoe. And of course, Tenna refuses to let him escape like nothing happened. Gathering what little strength he has left, he stands up and grabs the Darkner who dared to “torture” him, pulling him tightly against himself in a strange hug.
-Oh no, you’re not leaving! I have to thank you properly for your precious help, don’t I?
For a brief moment, Spamton genuinely thinks he still has the advantage! Tenna is exhausted,there’s no way he couldn’t defend himself!
That’s what he thinks right up until he suddenly returns to his tiny puppet form. And the huge grin spreading across Tenna’s screen sends a violent shiver through him.
Hello there! If you accept request I had an idea of a spamtenna fic where tenna and spamton are trying to get along in castle town and make up from their past mistakes as it ends up in a tickle fight with spamton winning using his neo form (id like to think his blue heart would help to tickle tenna like sneak under his shirt and attack him with kisses and raspberries)
Of course i accept request ! Sorry for the wait ;; ( i have written a lot again sorry TT )
Not long after Tenna settled into Castle Town and FINALLY realized that the “ugly rat-looking puppet” was actually his dear beloved Spamton… he decided to make an effort to get to know him better and try becoming a better person. Something the puppet genuinely appreciates, even though he loudly admitted on his side that he also has a terrible personality and needs to grow as well. After all, they both made mistakes in the past! Now that they’re living in a much calmer present, they can focus a little more on each other.
After the Knight’s attack, the TV man’s shoulders are sometimes painful, and on certain days he struggles to properly use his arms. Thankfully, Spamton seems more than willing to help during those moments and takes care of most of the chores and cooking instead.
Because yes; the two of them decided to become… roommates. Tenna admitted to Susie that he no longer knows whether he wants to… be adopted by other Lightners or simply grow old peacefully in Castle Town and enjoy a sort of “retirement” with his former partner.
Things aren’t easy every day between Spamton and Tenna. They argue often, even if the giant TV usually bursts into tears a few seconds later and begs the puppet not to abandon him, promising he’ll try to do better. On his side, Spamton has to learn how to trust Tenna again and open up to him. The conversation about the… contract hurt the giant Darkner so badly that the puppet struggled to cheer him back up afterward. Spamton doesn’t really hate him anymore, his anger barely exists now and… he needs to focus on the present instead of staying trapped in the past. Something Tenna struggles to do. But! There is progress! Tenna is trying his best not to be clingy and gives Spamton plenty of space, while also making an effort to truly listen when he talks and respect the different boundaries he sets.
Everything is going well between them now, everything’s on the right track!
And today happens to be one of those days where the TV man seems bored after being forced to let Spamton handle the sweeping because of the pain in his arms. He HATES feeling useless.
-Heeey Spam! What if we played, uh… Truth or Dare? That way we can get to know each other even better while having fun! Isn’t that a great idea?
-YEAH, SURE IF YOU WANT!
The puppet rushes off to put the broom away in a closet before sitting down on the floor across from Tenna.
When the game begins, the questions are simple at first: things like their favorite food, choosing their favorite part of each other, describing an embarrassing moment from their lives… A few dares are thrown in too,Spamton has to hop on both feet for a few minutes, while Tenna is forced to end his sentences with “nya” for several rounds…
-Are you still ticklish, Spamton?
Tenna asks innocently, curious to know whether this… plush-and-plastic body is still capable of feeling certain things. The question seems to catch Spamton a little off guard as he crosses his arms and tilts his head slightly to the side.
It’s probably the kind of trick question where the puppet wishes he could lie a little and say he isn’t ticklish anymore, just to see whether Tenna would be tempted to grab him or secretly poke him later. Or maybe say yes and risk suffering a sneaky attack later from a TV who suddenly feels playful.
The truth? He has absolutely no idea. Since becoming a puppet, nobody has tried doing that to him! So he decides to be honest instead of giving Tenna false hope.
-I DON’T KNOW. NOBODY’S TRIED, SO THERE’S NO WAY TO KNOW! HAEHAEHAE!
Tenna’s antennas droop a little as he nods with almost disappointed sadness. Ah. He probably planned to tease him a little depending on whether the answer was yes or no, and now his plan has completely fallen apart. Spamton ALMOST feels bad for him.
The game continues, and Spamton gets a little too confident, choosing dare after dare. Which eventually leads to him ending up on the TV man’s lap, trapped in a stupidly comfortable hug. Seriously, being this warm should be illegal! He could fall asleep like this!
-And now, for the next dare, you have to… stay still and let me do whatever I want!
Spamton briefly gives the TV man a confused look before shrugging. Alright then, after the hug, what’s next? Getting covered in kisses? No problem! He likes receiving attention and affection from Tenna,feeling loved is pleasant and almost a little too addictive.
-OKAY!
The very next second, a squeak and loud cackling burst out of the startled puppet. W-What just happened? Tenna had only wiggled his fingers against his ribs, so why did-...
…Oh… WHAT?
-Congratulations, Spammy, I think even with your puppet body, you’re still just as ticklish as before!
Even if he wanted to reply, it was already too late. Spamton dissolved into a giggling little mess while Tenna’s fingers and claws attacked every spot he remembered. His sides, stomach, ribs, neck… Sometimes it was just pokes, sometimes tiny pinches, and occasionally even the lightest brush was enough to make Spamton burst into giggles. And the worst part was when Tenna scratched behind his knees. Oh, by the Angel, he thought he was going to die laughing!
-Oooh, that’s a good spot! Your knees have always been your weak point, that hasn’t changed at all! Though, you squeak way more than before,you sound like a little squeaky toy now, it’s adorable!
-I’M NOHOHOHOT ADORAHAHABLE! HAEHAEHAE!
Spamton squirms on Tenna’s lap, trying to shove away the hands relentlessly attacking him, but every single time, the TV man simply switches to another spot instead.
It’s not fair! He’s way too small to fight back,if only he could become big again, he could easily turn the tables and get his revenge!
But wait… he CAN do that! He just needs to distract Tenna for a few seconds and gather what little strength he has left to transform into NEO!
-[F1]!
A mini Spamton appears and stares at the scene… extremely confused. Until he understands his mission (after the puppet manages to point toward Tenna’s screen). The Spammling fly toward the TV man’s face before leaning closer and trying to place a tiny kiss on the tip of his nose. Such a silly, cheesy little gesture, and yet it instantly makes the giant Darkner freeze.
A dumb smile spreads across his screen as a flower blooms at the tip of his nose. Perfect! The perfect distraction! Spamton uses the opportunity to catch his breath before rolling off Tenna’s lap. Slowly, he stands back up on his little legs and waves one segmented finger toward his former partner.
-MY TURN! YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE [ SWEET TASTE OF NEO ]!
-The… what?
Tenna doesn’t have to wait long for his answer, especially once he sees Spamton transform into some kind of… giant bird-like puppet the same size as him. Before the TV man can even sit up and try to run away, NEO pounces on him and pins him to the floor (while carefully making sure not to hurt him,that’s not the goal). The only thing Tenna manages to do is grab Spamton’s hands.
-Hehe… Good, now we’re evenly matched! What an excellent plot twist! But what are you gonna do without your hands, hm? I still have enough strength to stop you from using them!
NEO simply snickers while… something emerges from the compartment in his chest. Something heart-shaped, with a face, hanging from a chain. It approaches Tenna before successfully slipping underneath his red suit.
-Wha-… EEK! Spam! That’s cold!
-STOP COMPLAINING ! YOU WANTED A [ HEART TO HEART ] WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS GAME , DIDN'T YOU?
Tenna doesn’t even get time to protest because the heart immediately springs into action. He starts feeling a light tingling sensation on his stomach, as if… something were giving him tiny little kisses. The former boss of TV World fights desperately not to giggle, until the heart blows a raspberry against his poor silicone stomach… and not just one.
-HEHEHE! NAHAHAHA! NOT THAHAHAT! SPAMTON! CALL IT BACK! CALL IT BAAACK!! HIHI!
The TV man finally breaks and bursts into laughter, squirming beneath him. Honestly, a part of him doesn’t really want it to stop because he loves getting attention! BUT IT TICKLES SO MUCH! OH BOY! The heart happily alternates between kisses and raspberries, and sometimes even lightly nibbles at his sides.
-SO, DO YOU GIVE UP?!
-NEHEHEVER!
While carefully watching for any sign of discomfort from Tenna, Spamton manages to make him lift his arms a little (not too much,he doesn’t want to accidentally trigger the pain in his shoulders). Once he does, he takes the opportunity to brush the tips of his wings against the bits of metallic “skin” revealed beneath the TV man’s costume.
The instant the soft feathers graze his skin, the TV man falls into another laughing fit,and even snorts a little too,until he’s finally forced to admit defeat.
-OOHOHOKAY! You win this battle! I suhuhurrender!
Tenna manages to gasp out between laughs. Immediately afterward, Spamton releases his poor prisoner. He pulls his wings away, and his heart returns to him, leaving behind a red-screened TV man desperately trying to catch his breath.
-Oh wow, I think this might actually be the first time you’ve beaten me in a tickle fight. Usually it was always very… one-sided, hehe! (Except when you used your stupid healing spell.)
Spamton simply rolls his eyes before suddenly getting an idea.
-HEY, SINCE I WON, I DESERVE A REWARD!
And he doesn’t even give Tenna time to answer before simply tapping one of his cheeks with a finger.
-And you still DARE say I’m the one who asks for too much attention?
As NEO leans a little closer to Tenna, the TV man quickly presses a kiss against his cheek. The moment he does, the puppet returns to his normal appearance with a small poof and lands right back in the giant Darkner’s arms, where Tenna immediately starts scratching through his hair and under his chin.
[Note:
This is a DeltaRune Tickle Fanfic.
It also contains a bit of cursing in it.
Amount of Words:
3,1k Words.
Summary:
Looks like the Addisons and a certain large, winged Spambot have reunited once more to all spend some Time together and exchange all kinds of Conversation Topics with each other!
However, that past Time Activity gets interrupted when a specific kind of Reminder accidentally resurfaces.
Shenanigans thus ensue.]
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"I'm just saying, some of those Candy Brands aren't what they used to be."
Pleasant Chatter sounded from the variously coloured Addisons whom were currently surrounding a certain tall and winged Variant of their kind.
As of lately, the colourful Bunch have made a Habit out of hanging out by the uninhabited Cliffsides near Castle Town, usually to share Gossip or to just spend Time together just like old Times.
Blue, who sat criss-cross behind Spamton NEO, peacefully combed his Fingers through the latter's Wings to preen them, sometimes coaxing a relaxed Purr and Chirp out of him.
On top of his Shoulder sat Orange, Hairbrush in Hand which they used to gently brush through black Strands of Hair, while Yellow rested by SNEO's Hand, smaller Hands examining larger Fingers via gingerly bending them around.
And last but not least was Pink, who seized the Opportunity to make themself comfortable by laying in Spamton's Lap and leading the Majority of the Conversation as they brought up all kinds of juicy Gossip and interesting Bits of News they managed to pick up all around.
Right now, the current Topic being tackled was about Food Products and Brands, including various Candy ones.
Not too surprising, considering the Addisons' whole Shtick is about advertising Products.
"You know what I mean, right?", the pink Addison casually fidgeted with their Ponytail and glanced up to gauge the Reaction of the mechanical one.
"IN MY [humble] OPINION, NOTHING BEATS THE [[Classics you've all come to know and love!]]!!", Spamton NEO's Voice rumbled in his Chest, "WHY [[Good as new.]] WHEN [[I'm old!]] WORKS JUST AS W-EEA?!"
A sudden loud and startled Squeak from the winged Robot tore right through the tranquil Air surrounding the Addisons to which immediately, colourful Heads whipped right towards him with wide and surprised Eyes.
"O-oh, I'm sorry!", the blue Addison, who had retracted their Hands from the giant Wings as if burned, hastily sputtered out, "Did I hurt you?".
"N-NO!", a tiny and awkward Cough left Spamton's Throat, his Answer immediate, "EVERYTHING'S [[Peach-flavoured Tea!]] ! NO NE3D TO [[Don't worry, be happy!]]!"
Everything's peachy indeed - if it wasn't for the Fact that Pink took Note of the light pink Hue spreading across Spamton's Face.
With scrutinizing Eyes, they stared up at the tall avian Robot to which the latter swiftly glanced away as if attempting to avoid direct Eye Contact with them.
Then, a Lightbulb metaphorically appeared over the Head of the pink Addison as they connected the Dots within their Mind with a click, their Eyes wide open in Amazement.
"No way!"
All of the sudden, another Screech ripped from Spamton NEO upon pink Fingers playfully scribbling against his metallic Sides, rapidly going up and down.
"You're still ticklish in that Body, you giant Twerp! That's hilarious!", Pink chuckled along and rotated their Body to their Side in Spamton's Lap in order to reach towards the latter's Rib Area and poke him there over and over again.
"EAHEAHEAHEAH;; H-HE Y HEHEY!! [[Buy 2 Scissors for the Price of 1!]] THAHAT OUHUT!!"
It took only a matter of Seconds for the Rest of the Addisons to process that very Piece of Information in their Heads, which the cackling Robot could tell by the Expression on Orange's and Yellow's Faces.
He didn't even need to see Blue's Face to know that they did too, given that he immediately felt Pair of Fingers digging into the right Part of his sensitive upper Wing from behind which tickled like Hell and caused his left Wing to flap wildly around in turn.
"AA4HAEHAEHEAHEA HA HEAHA!! [[Watch for free!]] IHIH1HIT!!"
"H-hey! Careful!", Orange exclaimed with a mischievous Grin when the tall Robot thrashed around, firmly clinging onto him with one Arm so that he could use his free Hand holding the Hairbrush to brush against the exposed Neck.
"Pftt! Yep! Spamton's still ticklish as ever, if not even more so!", Yellow giggled and held onto the Wrist of the robotic Bird to rotate it around to which surprisingly there was little Resistance against, afterwards nimble Fingers lightly dancing over the big white Palm.
Despite the slightly deeper Voice Change his NEO Form gave him, Spamton's glitchy cackling and guffawing still came out in a higher and squeakier Pitch, especially with all the four Addisons ambushing his ticklish Spots all over his Body like that.
"AHAHEAHAH3HA- HA HA HA HEAHA!! Y0HOU F[[Fifty Percent Off]]EHERS!! I''LL [[Gotcha!]] UHU AH4HALL [[Backscratchers for $3.99]] FOR THAHAT!!"
The pink Addison didn't seem to be intimidated by the winged Robot's Threat at all, instead letting their Hands wander over to firmly scritch along the yellow and pink front Panel, earning them a goofy Snort for it.
"Yeah yeah, tell that to us when you're not giggling up a Storm, ya flappy Bird!"
Upon soft Bristles hitting a certain Spot on his mechanical Neck, SNEO's Sentence promptly got cut short as he exploded into more unrestrained Laughter, his Eyes behind his Glasses squeezing shut for a Moment.
And unrestrained it was, seeing how the orange Addison made sure to apply different Patterns like circular and vertical Motions onto the sensitive Surface.
"Hmm, I gotta agree with Spams here.", Orange mused with an amused Smirk which grew once the Hairbrush flicked against another especially tickly Spot, "The Title of Flappy Bird should go to Yellow instead. He has the right Colour for it."
Now it was Yellow's Turn to butt into the Conversation with an irritated Tone, his Eyebrows furrowed.
"Hey! Don't make me come up there and tickle you instead, Orange!", they threatened their fellow Addison, though that Threat was more of a playful one rather than an actively malicious one.
In Response, the orange Addison resorted to rather childish means as he answered by blowing a defiant Raspberry with his Tongue at them.
"Try me!"
"You both are Dummies, you know that?", Blue, who is the most reasonable out of the Bunch, couldn't help but to drop that Comment, yet most of their Focus stayed put in kneading Fingers into the giant Wing in front of him to coax out more squeaky chortling.
Pink helped with Blue's Mission by letting their Fingers firmly trace along the pink-yellow Panel in random Intervals and different Speeds.
"Hey, at least Spamton over here finds Orange's and Yellow's Banter funny! Ain't that right, big Guy~?"
To be extra evil, the pink Addison rapidly kneaded their Hands into SNEO's Stomach on purpose just to make the avian Robot scream with renewed Laughter and thus make it seem like he was proving their very Point.
"Aaw, certainly you don't actually mean that!"
Orange was definitely not changing Spamton NEO's Mind on that matter as they leaned over and stuck their Hand into his Armpit, Fingers grazing against the padded-out Material there.
"Yeah! I mean, look at us! How can we suck with charming Personalities and Smiles like these?"
Grinning, the yellow Addison lifted SNEO's Hand up only to blow a Raspberry onto the open Palm which had the Effect of turning the Robot's chuckling into wheezy giggles for a brief Moment.
"If it's anyone who sucks, it's Pink 'cuse they snatched my Cookie just earlier while I wasn't looking.", despite not visible due to sitting behind SNEO and combing their Fingers through large Feathers, Blue still tried to aim an annoyed Glare towards the Addison in Question.
"Hey! I was hungry, okay?!", they defended themself, "I can pay ya back for it late-EE?!"
Out of nowhere, with one swift Motion, all four Addisons were hoisted up and pinned against a metallic Surface by a Pair of giant Arms and Wings, a startled and high-pitched Noise of Surprise leaving each and every single one of them upon their Capture.
Their long and slender Arms poked out from above the robotic Limbs which currently held them captive in a Hug, hasty and glitchy Huffs of Air sounding right behind them as a certain Spambot was catching his Breath from their little Ambush just now.
"...A-Ah.", the first one to speak up was the yellow Darkner, a nervous Grin stretching across their Face, "Heeey, Spamton! Ya ain't mad at us for, like, tickling you half to Death, right?"
A big Shadow was cast over the four, likely due to the tallest of their kind leaning his Head forward to observe them.
No Response from him yet.
Next was Orange's Turn to open their Mouth.
"Yeah! You know we we're just having Fun together, Spams!"
"FUN?"
His Voice resonated in a low Pitch, sending a cold Shiver through the Spines of all four Darkners.
"Y-Yes?", Beads of Sweat were building on Blue's Forehead.
Another few Seconds ticked away before SNEO voiced his Response, his Tone still low as if calculating something.
"iF IT WAS SOO MUCH [[WHAT FUN!!!]]; THEN Y DON''T 1 [[Show, don't tell.]] Y'ALL [[How much does it cost?]] FUN IT IS 2B ON THE [[You've got Mail!]] END??"
Hands and Wings adjusted, Fingers resting against the Torsos of the two Addisons in the middle while Feathers hovered dangerously close to the Faces of the two outer Addisons, causing the colourful Bunch to yelp with widened Eyes.
"W-wait!", the pink Addison panicked, kicking their Legs which dangled below the large Arm around in an Attempt to flee, "How about a Bargain?! I'm sure we could negotiate somethi-aAAHAHA?!"
A Cacophony of wild Laughter broke loose from the four Addisons as pointy Fingers and long Feathers descended upon them with fueled Vengeance with none of them receiving even one Ounce of Mercy from their robotic Counterpart.
Pink and Orange, who were trapped right in the middle, attempted to wriggle away from the slender Fingertips erratically prodding and poking into their exposed Sides, however without any Success.
Blue and Yellow, being the two Addisons positioned in the outer Space of the Group, didn't fare any much better as Feathers lightly brushing against their Necks tore Squeals right out of them, especially when some of the soft Texture managed slip into the Collars of their Shirts and brush against their Collarbones a few Times.
"S-Spahaham- AHAhaehaha!! Pleheheasehehe!!", the blue Addison howled with Laughter, Hands feebly pushing against the colourful Feathers which just resulted in them sawing between the Gaps of his Fingers and tickling him further in the process.
"We're sohohorrehehe- ahaHAhaHAhe!!", Arms were held up against the back of their Neck to protect it, yet the yellow Addison couldn't stop the many Feathers from reaching the Side of their Face and under their Chin, Spots which still happen to be rather ticklish.
"Spahams! C'mohOHon, Mahan-AHEhehihe!! We wehere juhust pl-AHaha-playhiHIhing arohound!!", a Foot pressed against the mechanical Hand poking them, but that feeble Attempt was met with Humor as said Hand simply took Orange's Foot and pushed it aside to follow it up with even more playful Pokes, now aimed against their lower Ribs.
"AAH! NAhahat thehere, ya ohoversized ChickeHEhen- aHAHAheheha!!", a suprised Snort sounded from the pink Addison who tried to evade the rapid Pokes and Pinches against their Sides, yet to no Avail as the slender Digits decided to switch to their Hips instead.
With the Tables now turned, a wide Grin stretched across SNEO's Face as he snickered in an arrogant manner while he gleefully took in the mirthful Reactions of the colourful Bunch in his Arms.
Heavens, it felt good to have the high Ground over the four of them for once!
"[bagawk.sfx]-", he wanted to repeat after Pink, but instead the Sound of a Chicken played out of his Mouth on Accident, causing amused Laughter to erupt from the Addisons on top of their already chaotic chortling from the tickling which made Spamton feel his Cheeks heat up from Embarrassment.
Alright, let's try that again.
"HA HAA. VEE3RY [That's hilarious!].", the giant Robot spoke with Sarcasm as a previous Voice Excerpt of Pink sounded from him, "YOU WANNA [[NOW'S YOUR CHANCE]] SOMETHING FUNNY? LEMM E TELL YOU A [[Pun-tastic Puns!]] THEN!"
Hands and Wings slowed down, barely grazing the four Darkners now and reducing their Laughter into lighthearted giggling.
"WHY DID THE [Chicken Dance] CR0SS THE [Road work ahead? Uh, yeah! I sure hope it does!]??"
"Ohoho boy- whyhy?", Orange decided to entertain SNEO's Joke as they tilted their Head up to look at him.
"TO GET 2 THE [We are Addisons! All we do is advertise!!]'S HOUSE! "
If the Addisons could play Soundbits out of their Mouth just like Spamton was able to, Crickets would surely sound by now.
"Ihi don't gehet it.", a confused Smile tugged on Yellow's Lips, their Body twitching a few Times due to Feathers weakly nestling against his Neck.
Strangely enough, the large Bird-like Darkner did not appear bothered by the perplexed Reactions the four smaller Darkners displayed, as if he was still scheming something.
"AL[Take a right here.] , LEMME TRY THAT [[Again?]].
KNOCK KNOCK."
As expected, the pink Addison was the one to groan at that, following it up with a Facepalm to their Face.
"Reahally? A Knock Knohock Johoke? Alright, fuhuck it- Whoho's thehere?"
"THE CHICKEN."
In a matter of Seconds, the black Shirts of the four Addisons were suddenly hoisted up over their Midriffs by robotic Hands to which their exposed Stomachs were immediately attacked by tons of big Feathers fluttering and brushing against them.
To say that the four of them just broke the Soundbarrier with their loud screeching would be an Understatement.
"AAAH- AHAHEAhahaHA!!! IHI-AHA-IHI GEhet the joHOKE NOHOW!!", Yellow squealed while erratic Laughter poured out of him, both due to the Joke and due to the Feathers tickling the living Daylights out of them.
"S-AHEHAHAA-SPAHAMTOHON!! YOu FuhuHUCKER!!", Pink didn't fare much better against the Feathers, seeing how their Legs frantically kicked around, "WaHAhas ihIHIT 'CUSE I CAHALLEHED YOUhu a CHICKEHEN?!"
"AN [Family-sized] CHICKEN ; NON ETHELES."
Yeah, SNEO was being petty for that earlier Remark.
And also to mess with the four.
But mostly just to be petty.
"H-HEhey! I-AHaheahHAHA-IHI DIDN'T CAHALL yohou thAHAT! SOho why doHO I GEHET PUHULLED INTO THIHIS?!", Blue furrowed their Brows and tilted his Head and Spamton, but when some Feathers swept across an especially bad Spot over their upper Stomach, they reflexively curled into himself with their Hand repeatedly tapping against the metallic Arm holding him captive.
"SHARING IS CARING. EAHEAHAEHA!!"
To be extra mean, Spamton NEO leaned his Weight back a bit and arched his Spine just to make sure that his four Friends had a harder Time shielding their Midriffs from the Feathers with their Legs.
"EEH- THAhahAT'S NAhaHAT FAIHIR!!", some Snorts escaped the orange Addison who tried to reach their Arms down to fend off the tickly Feathers, however unsuccessfully so, "IHI CAN'T EHeven usehe mY AHARMS TO FIHIGHT BAHAHACK, EHEHIHIHAHA!!"
"TOO BAD SO [[Boo-hoo!]]!! SOUNDS LIEK A SKILL ISSUE 2 ME! EAHEAHE AHAE !!", SNEO laughed along as he carried on fluttering his Wings in random Patterns just to catch his Friends off-guard.
As a Minute or two passed, Yellow and Blue mostly resorted to covering their Faces with their Hands which didn't help much in muffling their high-pitched Squeaks and funny-sounding Snorts nor in hiding the ever growing Blush on their Cheeks, while Orange's and Pink's competitive Side still attempted to put up a Battle by squirming and kicking around, yet they ended up moreso on the losing half of it given that their robotic Companion happened to be rather competitive too and managed to always swiftly push the thrashing Limbs aside just to sneak in some more tickles.
"AHAL-AHA-AHALRIHIGHT!! HOhoHOW ABOuhut a DEHEAL?!", the orange Darkner now hoped to bargain with Spamton, seeing that they were not winning this Fight against him.
"A DEAL? WELL, [[Shapes and Colours!]] ME INTRIGED!!", SNEO's Wings slowed down ever-so-slightly, showing that he was listening.
"IHIhif you let uhuHUS GOHO, WE'LL GIHIVE YOU A COOKIHIE!!"
"ONLY [[The one and only!]]? PASS!"
With the first Bargain not working, it was Blue's Turn to interject.
"AHAHEhehe- TWOHOHO?!"
Okay, their large avian Friend seemed to ponder at that, meaning they were getting somewhere.
"TWO? WELL, NOW I 'M [[tickled pink]] ! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS LITTLE [[Twerp!]] IS! EAHE4HEAHEA!!"
"OH FUHUCK YOUHU!", SNEO was not spared the harsh Glare which the pink Addison threw his way upon his bad Pun, "TH-ahehaHA- THAT ONE WAHAS BAHAHAD!!"
"YOU' RE [[laughtrack.sfx]]. YOUR POINT?", he grinned, as if he wasn't the sole Reason that tickly Feathers were swiping across the Darkner's Midriff Section over and over again.
Yellow spoke up next, not wanting for the current Deal they had going on to fall flat.
"THreheHEE?! THREe sound gOHOOD! RIHIGHT?!"
Maybe with three Cookies, he would accept the Offer!
"[[It's free?]]? YOU GOTTA TRI [8-bit] HARDER THAN THAT!"
Aaaand he's still torturing them with bad Puns. Great.
"SHADDUHUHUP!", yep, that one especially got to the pink Darkner with how they groaned in Annoyance once more, which however got broken up with a new Fit of cackling afterwards.
Seems like they've gotta pull out the big Guns now.
"F-fohOUHUR! O-ONE CookiEHE EACH FROHOM US!!", Pink now hid their Head in their Arms, their Shoulders bouncing up and down with Mirth, "FINAL OHOFFER, YA JEHEHERK-"
"DEAL!"
All four Addisons squeaked in Surprise when metallic Arms finally let them go, however their Fall was cushioned by the Lap underneath them.
Greedily, they took in huge Gulps of Air while their Hands rested on their Core Areas, some trying to rub away the faint tickling Sensations still haunting their Nerves there.
"GLAD MAKING [I'm busy!] WITH Y0U [[ For Dummies]]!", an amused Expression stretched across the Face of the robotic Darkner, his Eyes behind his Glasses observing the other four in his Lap while his Hand carefully patted some of their Heads.
"Yeah, yeheaha, whatehever."
Orange lightly swatted at Spamton's Hand and aimed a playful Glare at him-
"Once you're smahall again, you're gonna get it back tenfold, Spams-"
- only to squeak when a Finger poked them into their Side.
"IS THAT A THREAT?"
"Uh,no,haha! Whosaidwhat?", they whistled innocently, making Yellow facepalm.
Yeah, better shut up about it before SNEO considers starting up Round 2.
"Anyway-", Pink leaned back in the Robot's Lap to make themself comfortable once more, "What did you say your Opinion about Candy Brands was again? I forgot."
Blue followed suit and leaned back too, their Hand gingerly fidgeting with the Fingers of Spamton's bigger one.
"Yeah. Before you accidentally got cut off by me."
"OH, THAT.", SNEO leaned back and pondered for a Moment before he managed to recall what he was talking about much earlier, "RIGHT!"
With that, the Conversation of the five Darkners soon drifted back off to the original Topic at Hand, the Noise of their chattering eventually taking up the Cliffsides of Castle Town once more.
Cleaned up and colored an old-ish drawing of mine! The goobers got into a (mostly one-sided) fight that was definitely NOT to help a certain fluffy boy get wrecked, what do you mean-
I swear someday i’ll make something with a more cannon-accurate Spam, but today is not that day!
hellooo!!! If youre taking any art requests, um, could we get tenna giving some affection to bs spam, poor guy overworks himself!! 😓😓 probably gets too shy about asking for attention (orticklesyk))
I did not forget about my oc posting by the way I have just been so busy its not even funny. Anyw
This is Candesca, they're a lamp. All that stuff under the shade is amorphous and can be whatever they want it to be. Lived in Kris's living room as a reading lamp on a sidetable and Remembers The Divorce but is... kind of just normal about it all things considered-
They also had a little shop. It's more of a hangout spot now since Seam has the main shop in town so they've just got the empty real estate going on. They still like a chat now and then though-
