camp camp characters as things i have heard/said today at school
max: what the fuck
nikki: *kicking cones across the gym floor* oh god. I'm so sorry. this is my job - it's my job to destroy, like everything
neil: I'm too fucking smart to be in this class, teacher
preston: I'm gonna prove you wrong by becoming a broadway actor. I'll kick your ass while tap dancing across stage
nerris: my wizard101 friends would say otherwise, check and mate
harrison: the deck of cards disappeared because I shoved them up my ass, dude
ered: haha it's lit!! wait. no don't walk away I'm trying to be cool
nurf: I'll kick your ass into the moon if you don't stop insulting the flower I drew, fucker
dolph: crayons are literally my savior
space kid: screw getting married in space. I'm gonna LIVE and DIE in space
david: I'm what the kids call Fun and Relatable!!
gwen: alright can everyone shut up I'm having a crisis. let me get through this in peace
quartermaster: no don't look in there. I mean it's not like there's a dead body in there or anything haha
