now it only takes me 5 hours to do the wash!

yes i'm her

[daddyprogress]

open rp

i have to take rover to the groomer’s today but my favorite soap opera is on at the same time. who wants to take that fuckin dog for me?

[mommyprogress]

wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could somehow record our favorite shows to watch them later? that way i wouldnt have to keep doing your dirty work for you? now THAT’s what i’d call progress.

[mommyprogress]

[daddyprogress]

open rp

boy, life sure can’t get any better than it is today!

[thepirateredhead]

i’m sorry, i seem to be lost.

[daddyprogress]

[mommyprogress]

find your own way home bitch

[daddyprogress]

open rp

boy i sure do love progress

[roverprogress]

B̜̬̠̰͇̰̠͖͇̮̪͍̭̞͔̞͍͚͖̿ͪͮ̆̀́͜ ́͛͆̽̊̍ͪ̒ͭ̚͡҉̷͚̱̟͈͇͇͍͙̻̥̰͉̠̯̬ͅA͕͎̹̞̙̖̩͉̘͔̲̯̫͎͉͍͗̄ͦͩͫ̎̎ͬͫ͂͊ͩ͢͡ ̴̷̶̦̫̙͕͉̝͖̟̣̦̩͖̝̭̘̌̑͆͒̄̊̓̾͌ͮ̀͟ͅR̛̹̬̳̗͎̣̜͈͖̞̟͉͉̻̞͓̭̭̓̇͊ͦͯͭ͆̓ͩ̀ͯͬ̈́͘̕͜͞ ̛ͩ̐̒͑̂̆ͧ͆́͋ͯͮͦ̌͊͏̠̰̼͖͈͙̤̞̥K̇̈ͮ͊̀͞҉̷͕̮̰̙̖̠̰͜

[daddyprogress]

S H U T  T H E  F U C K  U P ,  R O V E R .

[mommyprogress]

“This paint mixer you made is the OPPOSITE of progress!”