MonaBee.Draws

Commissions CLOSED Currently obsessed with Jiang Cheng MDZS. Will write unhinged AUs for him unprompted [@monabee.draws on Instagram and Twitter]

[monabee-draws]

May Comms CLOSED - Working on the Queue

Examples from Round 1!

Would you like to drop $10 on a cute headshot of your favourite OC?

Simple colour, shoulders and up. Send me a DM with a reference (visual or text) and buy me a Ko-Fi!

All proceeds will go towards my very first conference travel fund (food and accomodations are expensive, and I can only partially claim back from my university TT).

If you have a few dollars to spare for the tip jar and don't need a commission, I welcome any donations! But I'd like to give back in exchange if you're looking for some art.

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[overfalls]

let's get bodied into the floor by jc's donghua promo

DRINKING WWX's FAVORITE BOOZE IN WWX'S FEELINGS TREE REMINISCING ABOUT THE PAST!! BETTER TO MEET AGAIN AND HAVE NOTHING TO SAY THAN THOUSAND WORDS FROM THE WORLD!!! ITS NEVER TOO LATE!!!!!

(original for people who don't have to rely on an image translator hdjdjf)

[krisoverthinks]

I am feeling bad (mentally and physically)

So let's play two truths one lie! Give me three fandom truths about yourself and I will reblog back which one is true and which one is a lie.

I will give an example and then go first.

The first fandom I was part of was Pokemon.

My first ship Pokeshipping. (Misty x ash)

I used to own a Wattpad account that was filled with Dick Grayson Fanfics that I later deleted.

@atsushis-missing-leg @akutagawas-missing-arm @shapeshifterexile @ghostly-trance @wrenart @lunarryuuyin @weeping-wisteria-willow @safire-alula (where have you been?!) @hannigramislife @hannahhook7744 and EVERYONE I FORGOT BECAUSE I SUCK AT REMEMBERING @

[hannigramislife]

My turn!!

I think NaruSasu is wildly overrated

Tim Drake is my favorite DC character

Cannibalism is the worst bsd arc

Absolutely anybody who wants to do this trend is invited:

@queernightly @katanahime @0wliee @gothicmatter @maroontragedy @feralplantwife @versatileversion @radicalvodkaaunt @thelittlegirlinwonderland @tburtles @pandora-xkx @batnotes @thesulkycroissant @timmydrake-number1robin @avayarising @angel-gidget

[queernightly]

Alrightt two truths and one lie! Mine is:

1. I think Lan Sizhui shouldn't have been a Lan.

2. The Lion swap in Voltron is terrible and shouldn't have happened.

3. I prefer Irene Adler before they transitioned to James Bonde in Moriarty the Patriot.

@wasted-by-someone @sholmeslupin @sandontshengshou @jujuism-studies @nik-nacks @ahavaas @monabee-draws @aestknowsbest @mypreciousmylight

[ahavaas]

let's see let's see

threesomes are a lazy way to resolve difficult emotional knots in canon

the way that character sucks dick or eats puss says a lot about them as a person

the most difficult thing about watching any fantasy/historical asian media is the wigs

sure yeah @monabee-draws the people want to know!

ahhh @marmolita @sirenofthegreenbanks @runespoor7 @mauvesockss the microphone! is yours!

(if I have not tagged you and the concept sparks joy: 🎤)

[monabee-draws]

I was double tagged and almost everyone I would have tagged has been tagged But! Here we go:

The longest fic I ever wrote was for Naruto

I used to run a Monster High character roleplay blog with a custom theme and art assets

I have only encountered the Maximum Ride universe through graphic novels

Tagging a couple folks, feel free to jump in if you want to regardless!

@sandumilfshous @transgender-daemon-faerie @abyssal-ilk @shanastoryteller @hyperions-light @jcs-singular-slut-strand @becausedragonage

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[catchymemes]

[monabee-draws]

Back sore...

[pinkbuttercreame]

I am becoming more and more convinced that Shen Yuan had internalized homosexuality and that he had an internalized crush on Luo Binghe

[patchworkedarts]

doodle

[transsexualgriffith]

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

[lastoneout]

I know it's more nuanced than this but I think having a hard policy of thinking anyone who genuinely hates one group of queer people for their identity might as well hate all of us and thus I should block any queerphobic queer person I see can do a lot to save you from believing anything exclusionists say.

"bomb that kills all-" "I just don't get bi women bringing their-" "pansexuality isn't a real thing-" "all lesbians-" "trans men really are the men of the-" "theyfabs-" "pfft aroace people are cringe-" "nonbinary people are actually all-" Instant block. Goodbye. Not listening. It's for both solidarity with your fellow queers AND to protect yourself, because once a person is convinced to hate one group for their immutable traits they can be convinced fairly easily to hate another too, and thus I do not trust them.

Just block these people the second they pop up, they aren't your allies and nothing they have to say is worth listening to.

[lastoneout]

These types will often try to guilt you into defaulting to their judgement by citing their own identities but that's bullshit. You can, should, and must completely ignore them. A bigot is a bigot, and if you wouldn't listen to a cishetperisex one then you shouldn't listen to a queer one either.

[lastoneout]

There is no queer identity that gives you the right to blanket hate another queer identity, it's just bigotry, and there'a also no amount of suffering or injustice you can go through that makes it okay for you to be a bigot.

I expect my non-queer allies to have enough of an understanding of queer theory and politics to know a queer person saying "you have to listen to me because I'm x identity, and I say it's perfectly fine for me to hate everyone who is y and use slurs against them, and if you disagree you're the bigot, actually bcs the suffering I've dealt with means it's wrong to hold me responsible for any harm I might do to other queer people" is someone who should be ignored.

Identity means nothing when what they're saying is indistinguishable from the garbage that comes out of the mouths of republicans.

[dianxia-rose]

Yunmeng Pride Event🏳️‍🌈: QingCheng!

🌸🏮🪷A lovely date between two ladies🪷🏮🌸

A wonderful transfem!JC and her girlfriend Wen Qing are taking a stroll. Though one of them seems a bit anxious about holding hands in public...

A special treat for those that voted for QingCheng! I know that the poll isn't over but I ended up finishing this one early! I was too eager not to send it out into the world. Don't worry though, I'm working tirelessly to pump out the rest of the ships and all of those (besides any bonus ones I make along the way) will be published in order sometime after the poll. Have a wonderful pride month and go vote in the poll to get your ship out first.

[jujuism-studies]

a few years post-canon, yunmeng shuangjie is on the path to reconciliation and for (insert whatever here) reason, jiang cheng is back on the market searching for a wife. wei wuxian is extremely worried, his shidi is nearly 40 and a virgin!! how can he possibly satisfy the future jiang furen if he doesn't even know how to kiss!! so wei wuxian comes up with the brilliant idea of giving a bit of crash course to jiang cheng, with practical classes, ofc, and yes, jiang furen will be a woman but the principle stays the same (he thinks, he's not that sure about it). and since he and lan wangji have a very active sex life, who would be better than them?

since he figures that if wei wuxian volunteers himself he'd surely be rejected bc *gestures to their relationship as a whole*, he manages to convince lan wangji so that he gives the practical part while he just, yknow, sits on the side, providing moral support and giving constructive criticism. lan wangji agrees bc he loves his husband very much and the opportunity to show jiang cheng he's better than him at yet another aspect in life is too good to pass up (also he may have had a passing thought or two about shutting jiang cheng up in a number of ways but that is neither here nor there).

so there goes the married couple, with the extremely serious offer of teaching jiang cheng the pleasures of sex. jiang cheng doesnt know if he should be more shocked that they thought of this, that lan wangji agreed or that they genuinely think that he's a virgin.

jiang cheng, tired of wei wuxian treating him as if he's still 15 and don't know anything about the world, (he's not the one who was dead for 16 years, shixiong!!), agrees to it on the condition that lan wangji bottoms since apparently this is to teach jiang cheng to have sex with a woman. or so they say.

what no one predicted was the married couple throwing their own name and sabotaging every other one in the matchmaking pool following that night.

("lan zhan, lan zhan, i didn't even know bodies could bend that way! and i've never seen you look so flushed! are you sure you're okay?" "......mn. i had not thought zidian would be such a resourceful spiritual weapon.")

[ahavaas]

TAGS OF JOY AND DELIGHT

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[apricoctopus]

Let the path of this post continue.

[monabee-draws]

Jiang clan courting rituals where marriage is cemented by a month-long nighthunt across the realm. The more you kill and the more prizes you present to your beloved the firmer the bond. Accidentally-transmigrated Liu Qingge who just does this shit on a Tuesday ultra wifes up Jiang-zongzhu after whisking him away on a boys trip. By the time they return Jiang Cheng is sporting a new guan, robes, cloak, boots, and various other ornaments, all made from parts of spiritual beasts. He's a walking Jin treasury. The Jiang Clan holds him up as a paragon of courtship for centuries after the two of them ascend.

[m1stl3t03]

🪷

[sandumilfshous]

me: jiang cheng is aroace

also me: jiang cheng is deeply, codependently in insane love with his shixiong and wants to fuck nasty about it