MƦlachi: Adlanniel, if you were a Disney princess, which one would you be?
Adlanniel: I donāt know, which one is dead?

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MƦlachi: Adlanniel, if you were a Disney princess, which one would you be?
Adlanniel: I donāt know, which one is dead?
Adlanniel: *eats an entire packet of wasabi*
Reena: We have a mad lad guys.
Kao Li: *long suffering sigh*
Chirren: What are you doing Sasem?
Sasem: IāM GETTING A DIVORCE
DeandrĆ©: No smoking! Itāll make you sick!
MƦlachi: The only thing thatās making me sick is your bad attitude!
Adlanniel: Reena?
Reena: Yeah?
Adlanniel: Simon Says no you.
Reena: *sticks out tongue*
āIām gonna steal your firstborn.ā
- Adlanniel
Sasem: And she was all like, āyou canāt have a screwdriver, you could stab someone with it! Itās a major safety hazard!ā
Sasem: And I was like āwell itās goNNA BE A SAFETY HAZARD IN A MOMENT!ā
Reena: Whoās the hottest Uber driver youāve ever had?
Adlanniel: *drops the Demon King out of a chokehold, and then smashes himself against a wall*
Adlanniel: IāV E NE VER BEE N TO OOV ER JAVER
Rouga: *stabs Adlanniel*
Rouga: Get hee heeād
āRice deprivation, thatās what Iām suffering from.ā
- Adlanniel
Sienna: Do I date tall people?? Just so they can see me from my best angle?? Or is that just a bonus for them??
Adlanniel: I donāt know, how tall are you? āCause then Iāll tell you why you date tall people.
Sienna: Iām 5ā2
Adlanniel: You date people because everyone is taller than you.
MƦlachi: What is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale?
Kao Li: Ginger ale is supposed to help settle your stomach if you feel nauseous, so people on planes get it if they feel plane sick.
Adlanniel: Ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to godās earth whilst youāre thousands of feet up in the Heaven tube.
Reena: Some of us just really like ginger ale man.
Reena: God is real but you can only see her behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after youāve downed six and a half five hour energys.
Adlanniel: Iām gonna take 1000 bendryl and fuck my shadow self
Sienna: Self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye
Sasem: Boys Night Out. Slamminā 14 cappuccinos then opening my third eye.
Adlanniel: In sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch.
Vartü: What the fuck does this mean?
Reena: This is Japanese cherry blossom erasure.
Vartü: Hey yāall, I still donāt know what the fuck this means.
Vrenn: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is for cowards, and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration.
Jensen: Turn on your location and we can talk.
Vrenn: Hope you understand sign language because all youāll gonna be seeing is hands.
Sienna, sipping her protein shake: Damn, shits gettinā real in the cake decorating fandom.
āI once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.ā
- Sienna
Vartü: *brushes teeth for a whole twelve minutes before going to the dentist*
Vartü: Yes, that will show them.