Incorrect Monarch Quotes

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Mælachi: Adlanniel, if you were a Disney princess, which one would you be?

Adlanniel: I don’t know, which one is dead?

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Adlanniel: *eats an entire packet of wasabi*

Reena: We have a mad lad guys.

Kao Li: *long suffering sigh*

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Chirren: What are you doing Sasem?

Sasem: I’M GETTING A DIVORCE

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Deandré: No smoking! It’ll make you sick!

Mælachi: The only thing that’s making me sick is your bad attitude!

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Adlanniel: Reena?

Reena: Yeah?

Adlanniel: Simon Says no you.

Reena: *sticks out tongue*

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“I’m gonna steal your firstborn.”

- Adlanniel

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Sasem: And she was all like, “you can’t have a screwdriver, you could stab someone with it! It’s a major safety hazard!”

Sasem: And I was like “well it’s goNNA BE A SAFETY HAZARD IN A MOMENT!”

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Reena: Who’s the hottest Uber driver you’ve ever had?

Adlanniel: *drops the Demon King out of a chokehold, and then smashes himself against a wall*

Adlanniel: I’V E NE VER BEE N TO OOV ER JAVER

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Rouga: *stabs Adlanniel*

Rouga: Get hee hee’d

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“Rice deprivation, that’s what I’m suffering from.”

- Adlanniel

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Sienna: Do I date tall people?? Just so they can see me from my best angle?? Or is that just a bonus for them??

Adlanniel: I don’t know, how tall are you? ‘Cause then I’ll tell you why you date tall people.

Sienna: I’m 5’2

Adlanniel: You date people because everyone is taller than you.

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Mælachi: What is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale?

Kao Li: Ginger ale is supposed to help settle your stomach if you feel nauseous, so people on planes get it if they feel plane sick.

Adlanniel: Ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth whilst you’re thousands of feet up in the Heaven tube.

Reena: Some of us just really like ginger ale man.

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Reena: God is real but you can only see her behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you’ve downed six and a half five hour energys.

Adlanniel: I’m gonna take 1000 bendryl and fuck my shadow self

Sienna: Self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye

Sasem: Boys Night Out. Slammin’ 14 cappuccinos then opening my third eye.

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Adlanniel: In sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch.

Vartü: What the fuck does this mean?

Reena: This is Japanese cherry blossom erasure.

Vartü: Hey y’all, I still don’t know what the fuck this means.

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Vrenn: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is for cowards, and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration.

Jensen: Turn on your location and we can talk.

Vrenn: Hope you understand sign language because all you’ll gonna be seeing is hands.

Sienna, sipping her protein shake: Damn, shits gettin’ real in the cake decorating fandom.

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“I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.”

- Sienna

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Vartü: *brushes teeth for a whole twelve minutes before going to the dentist*

Vartü: Yes, that will show them.