#adlanniel

[battleoftheworlds]

Adlanniel: Fuck yeah I have PTSD: Pretty Talented at Sucking Dick.

Devonne: Please go to therapy.

[battleoftheworlds]

Kidnapper: I have your son.

Devonne: I don't have a son??

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for a peanut butter sandwich with the crusts removed?

Devonne: Oh my gods you have Adlanniel.

[battleoftheworlds]

Sasem: People often ask me how I handle Adlanniel.

Sasem: The secret is, I don't. One time he called me downstairs and shot me in the eye with a nerf gun.

[battleoftheworlds]

Adlanniel: How do you do that?

Devonne: Do what?

Adlanniel: Act like nothing bothers you?

Devonne: Step one: bottle up emotions.

Adlanniel: Okay-

Devonne: Step two: Molotov Cocktail.

[battleoftheworlds]

Adlanniel: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked*

Kao Li: What did you do!?

Adlanniel: NOBODY DIED!

Kao Li: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

[battleoftheworlds]

God: I regret creating you.

Adlanniel: Then get rid of me, pussy.

[battleoftheworlds]

Adlanniel: You'll see my name on billboards.

Devonne: Yeah, wanted: dead or alive.

[battleoftheworlds]

"Just trying to do my bestpacito here."

- Adlanniel