1: “Please don’t leave me. I’m a work in progress but I’m trying.”
2: “Do you know who I am?” “You’re a monster.”
3: “You know, you’re really cute when you sleep.”
4: “If I could go back and do it all over, I would. Anything to get you back.”
5: “You’re gorgeous. This doesn’t change my opinion of you.”
6: “If you ever touch her again, I swear, you will wish all I did was hit you.”
7: “Stop tickling me before I rip your fingers off!”
8: “Rings on or off, baby?”
9: “I need you in every shape of the word. I need you emotionally, physically and at this exact moment, sexually too.”
11: “You are not wearing that out. I will rip it off of you.”
12: “How about I take you under the table right now, with my fingers?” “My parents are coming!” “Guess you’ll have to be quiet then..”
13: “New plan: we keep her alive and sell her organs. You can get a lot of money for kidneys.” “No! You weren’t supposed to kidnap her in the first place! Take her back, now.”
14: “So you’re saying you don’t want to have sex with me?”
15: “You disobeyed me.” “I know but-“ “No buts- you deliberately disobeyed me.”
16: “You could have gotten yourself killed!” “But.. I didn’t?”
17: “He’s the opposite of friendly. He’s unfriendly. As in, don’t be friends with him.”
18: “What did I say?” “You told me to behave.” “What did you do?” “The exact opposite.”
19: “Honestly, I only ask for your help because it’s so cute when you try.”
20: “You know, you’re adorable when you’re mad.” “I can literally kill you.”
21: “Hey, I know being evil is kind of your thing and all, but do you think you could like, not, for just a few days. I’m exhausted. I havent slept in like three days because i’ve been kept up with your schemes. I have three assignments due and you’re not helping. Do you think you could give me a break, just this once?”
22: “That was a great ‘being a hero’ speech, why are you telling me, the bad guy, it?”
23: “Why do you have a basketball? What is a basketball going to do?!” “It’ll hit you!”
24: “You need to sleep.” “Fuck no!” “You can sleep willingly or I can choke you until you pass out. You’ll enjoy either.”
25: “This is the person that took everything from me and I can’t let them take you too.”
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