hugs are overrated just fyi

Molly. Not the drug- the person.

[lizziemcguirequotes]

[fuckjerry]

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

It’s like the baby is fully aware of what’s happening to her right now!   😂

[trans-hank-hill-deactivated2015]

This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.

The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.

[nunown]

that bear is naked

[ruinedchildhood]

[lizziemcguirequotes]

Lizzie McGuire + Text Posts part 3

[notkatniss]

not to be like “life is bullshit and i should be living on a small farm by the sea” but life is bullshit and i should be living on a small farm by the sea

[byjove]

That’s right, pour 6 ounces of cocaine and 20 vitamin tablets in your coffee and you’ll never have to sleep again.

[i124you]

me

https://instagram.com/p/BWJkWnHlH-1/

[jncos]

dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

[brittanybutler]

gordo was the truth

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[simsgonewrong]

I dont know whats with this kid whenever he talks to someone he begins to float

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

[trochlearnerve-deactivated20220]

Whoever you thought about after you read this post is who you hate most

[d-thewest-d]

[bob-belcher]

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*