Building 5

Samon Gokuu is the guard of building 5 and has a somewhat close relationship to the warden, although it's more like a pet and master. This is a side blog to Luckygambler-uno

[monkey-guard]

“No I don’t know what horny on main means quit asking”

[monkey-guard]

lovelywaterguard:

“Little faith. I’m not quite like I use to be Samon this fish is trying to change his scales though they aren’t going to be any less shiny and glamorous.” he said, watching him check his watch. “I’ll keep inori in place if he steps out of line and tries to question the position you’ve given me~”

“unusual inmates…the ones Enki is interested in correct? You might want to share with him. Don’t know if he was invited but if he learns you’re all keeping secrets about that from him I doubt he’ll be to happy. He’s had his head in it a lot longer then most of you, it’s been his life blood, his obsession.” 

He turned his head seeing motion out of the corner of his eye and pulled out his fan, using it to send the rotten piece of food flying before any of the brothers could jump for it and shove it into their mouths. “Alright, I’ll watch the children just worry about your meeting.”

“I know Inori should be in command while I’m away but you know what the new kid is like, he’s to nice for his own good and Inori would move in on that and he’d be to nice to tell him to go away or wouldn’t even realize”

“I’ll... tell him after the meeting. Momoko wants this to be supervisors only and I don’t think even Enki is brave enough to disobey her, besides him and Saiha are in cahoots, pretty sure he keeps Enki updated on everything before Momoko or even we get to know.” He watched as the food went everywhere “make sure they clean there desks out to... before I corner them off for health hazards”

[monkey-guard]

lovelywaterguard:

“Are we really having this discussion again? It was more then just a broken nail, someone like you wouldn’t understand.” this guy needs some lessons in beauty and possible infections really. 

“….wait what?” he said, taking a closer look at what they had been fighting over. Oh….oh he felt sick. “I thought that was part of their lunch…” This disgusting. What has building five become? He swore he always found something worse the longer he worked up here. Enki what has your brother turned this place into? “So is that permission to do whatever is needed to keep them from eating it?”

Well it wasn’t a lot, but it was something coming from the Samon who he had been sure would hate his gut forever. “well then I’ll take the compliment.” He’d make Samon realize he was more reliable then the eat rotten food brothers eventually. “Ah hurts to betray inori after all he’s done for me but if that’s orders~ Inori won’t get near the kid I promise you that.” 

“As long as it doesn’t involve murder or any trips to the hospital then you can do as you please” he checked his watch “he should be here soon but I have a meeting to attend with the warden, all supervisors are supposed to be there.”

Something about the crazy doctor in building 13 pulling up more information on those unusual inmates. He wouldn’t really care but considering he and his brother became part of these experiments he felt it best to listen in. 

“I’m going to leave the kid in your care, show him the ropes and around the place, where his desk is and the watch tower he’ll be working in most of the time.”

[monkey-guard]

lovelywaterguard:

“Excuse you Monkey brains?” Ruka said, twitching a bit. What was this bit of call out towards him first? Oh Samon how dare.

“In CASE you didn’t know I read memo’s. I’ve been working today to get this dump shack looking presentable for the new recruit and making sure everything is in top shape.” which is saying a lot, considering he has a good idea what his job is going to be, and oh is his jealousy high. But he’s trying to pretend it’s not.

“I think you need to worry about dump, dump and dumper.” he said, side glancing the riki brothers who HAD been fighting over some last piece of their lunch till Samon looked at them and they had all gone to attention. “They’re the one’s who are all gaga over the guy and would slack with him.”

“Ruka you took a week of work because you broke a nail once, don’t try me” he just glanced over at the others and rubbed the bridge of his nose “if you were really keeping an eye on them you would see there fighting over some food that’s been sitting in there desk draw for over a month, please, please for the love of God don’t let them eat it.”

“Actually I’m going to retrace my steps, I trust you more than Inori, make sure he doesn’t do anything to the kid. Not like he’ll get the chance with gaga boy over there and cottoncandy will most likely keep going underground to see Enki anyway...”

[monkey-guard]

“Alright you damn animals, we got fresh meat coming in today, a kid from building 4 is being transferred here. Most of you are already familiar with the kid since he’s practically friends with you all”

“But don’t think you can all use this as an excuse to slack off, looking at you fish sticks and-” he glanced at the riki bros “you to”

“Alright you can get back to work. Play nice when he arrives. I hear he never misses a target so don’t upset him”

[spacespheal]

Self indulgent Samon.

[monkey-guard]

"Yo. Warden's callin' a meeting. Haul ass, monkey."

He was already on his way to Momoko’s office, Hajime just demanding he hurried up just set him off “why don’t you fuck off you overbearing gorilla, I was heading over there anyway, don’t tell me what to fucking do!”

[loudhitokoe-thehyena]

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[loudhitokoe-thehyena]

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[lanadelrph]

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[monkey-guard]

nerveguarded:

“Samon.” He said, his face turning a little pink and warm. “Thank you, I love you to but is there any reason you’re so loudly exclaiming this to the world?”

“Why wouldn’t I?~” he chimed happily “are you saying I shouldn’t exclaim happily to the world how much I love you?” in truth he just wanted to get on Hajime’s nerves with being loud but his words also rang true. 

[monkey-guard]

“WOW WOWOWOW I LOVE MY FIANCE”

[occasionalrpmemes]

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[lolitaprince]

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